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Asking a serious question here.

submitted by albatrosv15 to AskUpgoat 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 16:51:24 ago (+4/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

So if i eat something, which resonates at specific frequency and then transmit a signal with that frequency, can i like, get superpowers? Or will it just fuck up my body?


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[ - ] GeneralDisarray 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:28:32 ago (+5/-0)

New age bullshit that has no bearing on reality.

Just don't eat junk food.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 03:15:59 ago (+0/-0)*

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 09:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

resonates at a specific frequency
Sounds like cancer...or microwaves.

will it just fuck up my body
Have a local junkie you can utilize as a guinea pig?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:23:56 ago (+3/-0)

Try a mug of plutonium tea...

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:20:11 ago (+3/-0)

I am not a real scientist, but: YES!

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 00:02:15 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly how high are you right now

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 22:55:59 ago (+2/-0)

I give you: Parkinson's Man!

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:31:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah bro. Eat it.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:56:26 ago (+2/-0)

Calories in, calories out.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:04:12 ago (+2/-0)

You will be transformed into Super Retard!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:39:09 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

What resonates at a specific frequency? Like a crystal?

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

Everything has a resonant frequency.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:35:01 ago (+1/-0)

That is not a serious question.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:34:39 ago (+0/-0)

If eating doesnt do it try suppository. Kumbaya

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:47:17 ago (+1/-1)

You can source radium from smoke detectors.
Eat a dozen smoke detectors and report back.