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I work in the service industry. Stop being retarded when you go out.

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 11:52:17 ago (+11/-6)     (whatever)

Fucking morons. When a server walks up with your food don’t just sit back and have them figure out where to put your food. Move the shit out of the way that you put there like a fucking idiot.

If you go on vacation, pack your brain like a good person.

If you act retarded I’ll treat you like one.


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[ - ] FreeinTX 12 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 11:59:48 ago (+14/-2)

Nigger, stop pretending that your earnings aren't directly attached to your ability to kiss my ass no matter how fucking stupid I behave. $2/hr sucks and you get paid better when you suck dick properly.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:57:36 ago (+2/-2)

I knew waiters you would never have the balls to say that to their face.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:18:35 ago (+3/-0)

I was a bartender for years and owned a coffee shop for a little while. I'm a service employee's dream customer, but you can't be tellin' customers how to act. They'll do what they want.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:13:10 ago (+3/-0)

You're running into people who failed the shopping cart test.

What sort of establishment are you experiencing the retardation?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 8 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:15:01 ago (+9/-1)

I’ve worked in the service industry as a cook. How is it that we do all the work and you prancing faggots end up getting paid more through tips?

Quit whining if you are doing a bitches job.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:20:20 ago (+3/-2)

I've worked as both and the earnings reflect the bullshit you deal with.

In the back the worst that can happen is you fuck up and start over. On the floor you don't have that security.

Quit whining, you're the waiters bitch and he's the customers bitch.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:14:52 ago (+3/-0)*

I wasn’t whining, OP was whining and you are apparently another bitch. The waiter waits on the customers AND the cook - who actually does the work the people are there for. Every customer I’ve talked to had told me they would rather come to the kitchen and get the food themselves rather than deal with you whiny faggots always rolling your eyes or being passive aggressive.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 23, 2023 12:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

You're definitely a whining bitch, you think you do all the work and that others fuck around. Stop bitching, Nancy. You're probably one of those loser egomaniacs that thinks he's better than everyone else at his work and should make more than the owner himself.

One thing's for sure, if the waiters you worked with rolled their eyes at customers or behaved in a passive agressive manner AND they kept their job, you probably sucked just as much as them because the owners definitely had no standards to uphold. That restaurant was probably filled with bitches front and back and you're one of them.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 23, 2023 13:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

You just can’t stand that the people you serve notice your faggy passive aggressive attitude, bitch.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:43:45 ago (+0/-2)

All this whiner has to do is get a FOH job. Instead simpy whining. No customer has said what he proclaimed, it's a boldface LIE from a whiner that won't take control of their life. He could come work FOH with me in the Carribean on my boat when one of the girls gets hired to chef for other cruisers. But I don't accept whiners.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 23, 2023 13:01:19 ago (+0/-0)

You just can’t stand that the people you serve notice your faggy passive aggressive attitude, bitch. LOL

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

The truth? You're either ugly or socially retarded. Beautiful people who can shmooze make money out front.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:21:35 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly, I was bored. Learned a lot how to use industrial equipment and make some excellent dishes without ever going through culinary school. You beautiful retards wonder why your money is all gone after you spend frivolously and expect the world to never change as your looks fade and your social competence becomes what the younger generations regard as desperation. Never underestimate how someone born with a silver spoon in their mouth can age so disgracefully.

[ - ] con77 -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:58:43 ago (+1/-2)

Don't you have some pots to scrub?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:12:09 ago (+1/-0)*

I never did the cleaning, but the cooking - and let the other staff argue over the rest. In and out, with increased butcher skills, and a decent pay for cooking, including some food left aside for myself and friends. Those were good youthful days.

Ok you little faggot, enough story time; get back to whoring yourself on your USB camera.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:22:10 ago (+0/-2)

Because you chose that. Why I never considered BOH when I worked in foodservice. I got asked a few times and politely declined. Go FOH and be part of the club.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:16:30 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t understand nigger speak. Can anyone translate what this nigger said?

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

Some people can never see past the consequences of the choices they made themselves. Thats you. Stop whining and move into where you can make that money. Clear enough?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 19:09:38 ago (+0/-0)

I learned how to cook amazing dishes in my youth, many years ago. Where am I whining, nigger? Just pointing out that the whiners made good money and that they shouldn’t be whining. Feel free to reread my posts, or read more in general and improve your reading comprehension skills. It’s no wonder why you niggers can’t get anything right and have to blame whitey for your laziness.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 19:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve worked in the service industry as a cook. How is it that we do all the work and you prancing faggots end up getting paid more through tips?"

Did you forget what you wrote? This isn't whining to you? Join them instead of complaining! Just because they make good money they have no standing to complain about Karen customers? I have no issue when people complain about customers, they suck. All customers suck. But to complain about waitstaff making more than when there is an obvious answer for you to fix that? Fucking retarded.

Doing a bitches job? I bet you ask for drinks in a "manly" glass when it's not appropriate.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 19:46:22 ago (+0/-0)*

Again, i never complained, just pointing out that a spade is a spade, my nigger. I’m not angry that I got paid less, I’m fine with that - just showing how you whiny bitches shouldn’t be whiny bitches. Yet you still are passive aggressive faggots to customers. Take your noodle arms out of my face and take this dish to the customer, bitch.

I quit drinking as well, boy - maybe you should too - seems like your thinking is at best cloudy.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 19:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

"I’ve worked in the service industry as a cook. How is it that we do all the work and you prancing faggots end up getting paid more through tips?"

This isn't a complaint? Really?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 20:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, nigger - let me level up your reading comprehension right now. In this lesson, we will look at what “context” provides in any given situation. When someone is considered to be complaining, they have not been asked to offer any complaints (in this case, our white culture has created other words to describe these moments not as complaining, but as FEEDBACK or CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM). Likewise, someone who tells you to toughen up and stop bitching because they “had to walk 2 miles in the snow” are NOT COMPLAINING, but pointing out even worse experiences that they had gone through while never feeling the need to point it out until that very moment - that is, when the whiny whiner whines publicly about something; someone else might chime in with something that the OP might lose their mind over as a REMINDER to count their blessings.

So, nigger - what did you learn? I will tell you what you learned today, nigger - someone who WHINES shares uncomfortable UNSOLICITED information, whereas anyone who shares information to shut the whiner baby up is REGULATING - or keeping said whiner in check.

Gosh, I hope none of those big words threw you off, my nigger.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 20:34:50 ago (+0/-0)

What I learned is that you are incapable of answering simple questions, and when you cannot, you resort to word salad, name calling, and pseudo-English definitions of words.
Continue thread

[ - ] Glowbright 13 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:17:36 ago (+13/-0)

I'm going to show this post to my kids and say "This is why you work hard and get good grades children."

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 8 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:20:00 ago (+8/-0)

Yes, I will take fries with that. Thanks!

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:29:26 ago (+7/-0)

I stay in so I can stay retarded.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:31:43 ago (+3/-0)

Let's get retarded in here!

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:41:53 ago (+4/-0)

Well, fuck you and your "sir, you must wear a mask."

Your industry can die in a fire, then I "might" try new places with no history of mask retardation. But don't hold your breath.

[ - ] InLovingMemoryVoat 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:49:50 ago (+1/-0)

No.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:55:27 ago (+1/-0)

Just spit in their food and smile, like the niggers do

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

If a waiter ever spit in the food I prepared for someone, I would fucking strangle them.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:24:05 ago (+2/-2)

It always warms my heart to see someone so incapable of achieving that their means of supporting their lifestyle is met by serving others at a table, only to complain about their job being difficult.

Irony, so plain to see, is most comical when the one displaying it lacks the capability to see their own failures.

10/10 entertainment, would subscribe to further demonstrable cognitive dissonance.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

You couldn't write a literate sentence if your life depended on it. Stupid nigger

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 17:36:43 ago (+0/-2)

You appear to have replied to the wrong post.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 23, 2023 13:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

no that was directed at you imbecile

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 23, 2023 13:43:58 ago (+0/-1)

You appear to be extremely angry at me for no real reason. It's sort of funny. Did I piss in your cheeroios? Hope it tasted good, I guess.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:30:04 ago (+2/-1)

Nice butthurt rant, op. No tip for you.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

Like you ever tip

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 13:40:33 ago (+2/-0)

Tell the truth, if we knew you had various nigger species working in the back of house we wouldn't eat there.

[ - ] Hh 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:00:09 ago (+1/-0)

I remember working bullshit jobs. Then I grew up.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

And no one wants to sing happy birthday to your fucking ass

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 15:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing I never go out. 3 chan would spit in my drink.

[ - ] jsac 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 16:33:43 ago (+2/-0)

I almost feel bad for the fact youve amounted to nothing more than a kitchen bitch at this point in your life.. now clear my fucking dish and get me another beer.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:52:23 ago (+2/-0)

First of all, everyone removes things to make it easy for the retarded waiters.

But, more importantly, imagine being a waiter and trying to flex on us.

Get back in your hole and go serve kween shaniqya her friend chinkums.

[ - ] ReformedNPC 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 20:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

"The public are a scurvy master."

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 21:58:46 ago (+0/-0)

You sound like a lazy nigger. I bet you dont even tip waiters yourself