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Contestants for the darwin awards

submitted by shitface9000 to darwinawards 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:22:41 ago (+27/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6hfoeu.mp4



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[ - ] con77 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:43:42 ago (+6/-0)

Enjoy being crippled forever for a 10 second video

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:31:51 ago (+2/-0)

Omg bro what happened you're in a wheelchair!?

It was great let me send you the video be sure to like and comment

[ - ] Aze 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:06:25 ago (+4/-0)

I remember seeing some completely insane stuff like cheese graters to forheads a long time ago because of this backyard wrestling. This stuff is disgusting and I don't understand the psychology that leads people to be willing to go along with this.

Once again humans are proven to be infinitely malleable.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:24:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 05:41:08 ago (+0/-0)

Is it wrong of me to enjoy watching them?

Growing up these were the type of specimen surrounding me. I was never into "wrestling", always found it gay. I did enjoy watching the neighborhood retards destroy their bodies!

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:44:54 ago (+3/-0)

Pinhead made him do it

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

He's enjoying the pain.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 21:47:20 ago (+0/-0)

Better ban wrestling and gays

[ - ] cyclops1771 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:00:27 ago (+3/-0)

Best party at u/graydragon 's I've ever been to, tbh.

[ - ] Bonlio99 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:27:31 ago (+2/-0)

Way too old to be so stupid

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 02:59:34 ago (+0/-0)

People like that vote. If voting was worth anything that would be profoundly disturbing.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 17:46:30 ago (+2/-0)

And you guys say only women do stupid shit for internet likes.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 17:57:21 ago (+4/-0)

I would never say that.

What I would say is if a woman was filming this she'd be in shot.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 05:42:13 ago (+0/-0)

And screeching louder than the men who broke bones.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

When people do this shit knowing they'll get hurt they need to stop whining and being pussies when it happens. I'd have told them to shut the fuck up and stop annoying people with their pussy screams.

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 19:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

I like the screaming, makes it real.

I came home last summer with so much blood on my face, people didn’t know how to react when I got on the elevator.

Why was I all bloody? Because I was leaking.

Some leak more than others.

Others bleed pure unadulterated fear

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

Back in the early 2000's I knew some retards that were big on backyard wrestling. Mostly juggaloos with a spattering of gay niggers that just wanted to rub up on some White people. They'd do shit like pile drive each other on barbed wire or broken glass, throw each other on folding tables, and fishhook each other. Never understood the appeal.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Every once in a while, when your collectible Harry Niles end tables are nearing peak value, you'll see a confusing flash of a red tinted image of YouTylerDurden nothing.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:50:52 ago (+0/-0)

A long time ago a friend of mine took me to a local underground wrestling show and all the wrestlers were middle aged alcoholics who just beat the shit out of each other for $50 and free beer. It was equal parts thrilling, hilarious, cringey and sad.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 04:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

Well on the plus side, it looks like they can still move all of their limbs. Dude in yellow pants probably has a broken tailbone, back, and maybe pelvis.

Other guy also probably has a broken back.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 22:37:58 ago (+0/-0)

Had the 40s gone our way, they likely wouldn’t exist.
But even if they did, seeings how their parents look like they at least don’t live like slobs, these window lickers could have still led a life with dignity as industrial oven cleaners..

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 05:43:37 ago (+0/-0)

Greasers too, also septic tank divers.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

Good

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

"Hold our beer!"

[ - ] Barfcock19 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:19:16 ago (+0/-0)

Great sell job.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 21:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

Id like to see them go for take 2

[ - ] VoatGoat 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

LOL @ “what’s wrong!” Hmmmm. Make an educated guess.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

How does that go??
Oh yeah, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.