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Heart attacks and stroke now linked to (shakes magic 8 ball) artificial sweetener erythritol!

submitted by Stonkmar to Covidicences 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:11:13 ago (+51/-0)     (archive.md)

https://archive.md/N1aPO



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[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 23:14:32 ago (+0/-0)

I should be dead then. I once made cookies with a bunch of erythritol because it's crunchy like sugar but doesn't give you gas like sugar alcohols. It tasted like cookies but it was just empty and bland at the same time. It still had high calories from the flour so it was completely pointless.

[ - ] Stonkmar [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 08:56:21 ago (+0/-0)

Well, you are a deathstalker. Or, is death stalking you?

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 15:19:22 ago (+0/-0)

Well that shit is a known poison so should stay away from it regardless.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 14:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

Consoom more sugar goyim! It’s good for you! Trust us.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 13:23:46 ago (+5/-0)*

I can see this being plausible, as it is a substitute for sweeteners like sugar and honey, just like how the clotshots are supposed to be a substitute for what your natural immune system does for fighting the wuflu.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 19:10:10 ago (+4/-0)

The possibility shouldn't be dismissed out of hand. But also not naively accepted based on a small sample size consisting of morbidly obese diabetics.

Note that erythritol is in fact a NATURAL sweetener which can be found in various fruits and derivative products[1]. Granted, in much lower amounts than if you use spoonfuls of its refined crystals... but exactly the same could be said of sugar.

Erythritol is produced in its refined form by fermenting sugar, using a specific type of yeast. It is no more artificial than beer or bread. It has been widely used as a sugar replacement for over three decades in Japan, with no noted increase of cardiac events.

[1] https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Occurrence-of-erythritol-in-natural-and-processed-foods_tbl1_5482207

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 21:07:13 ago (+1/-0)

Well I'll be darned, it is indeed naturally occurring. I've edited my comment. Thanks for the little knowledge dump.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

Processed, sure. But artificial? Xylitol and Monk Fruit sweeteners are artificial in that case.

[ - ] Darwintroll 11 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 13:21:49 ago (+11/-0)*

And in no WAY is the use of artifical sweeteners, which happen to be more heavily used by people with weight problems who GASP already might have heart problems due to the obesity issues that are ALSO taboo to talk about.

Holy Hell the emperor has new clothes, horses, castles, titles and subjects.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 13:13:53 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 14:20:42 ago (+3/-0)

Excellent advice,when do we start?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 14:38:07 ago (+3/-0)

REAL SOON!

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:16:10 ago (+4/-0)

How long will it take them to list every material substance on earth as the cause of vaxxine death?


Those hatchets in the heads of every media CEO wasn't the cause of their sudden and coincidental deaths. Erythritol was. Same thing happened to academia & politicians because they share the same habits.