Customer service! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Customer service!
submitted by lord_nougat to Niggers 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 13:50:03 ago (+76/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/phuhx7.mp4

[ - ] bobdole9 30 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:13:42 ago (+30/-0)

DID NOT RELAX AT ALL.

[ - ] Belfuro 13 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:52:48 ago (+13/-0)

Such a low key. Casual. Low effort. Stupid robbery effort.

Clearly it thought that because it had the gun that it held all the power.

Dang it would be easy to drive them out of civilization

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 15 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:18:52 ago (+15/-0)

Dang it would be easy to drive them out of civilization

And for no reason at all, everything written was in cursive.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 10 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:00:30 ago (+10/-0)

I got mugged by two niggers and it was the laziest, sloppiest, stupidest fucking attempt you could believe. Niggers put as much thought and effort into crime as they do everything else.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:11:12 ago (+3/-0)

That's all the processing power they have.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:17:47 ago (+3/-0)

It's all about the Pentiums, baby!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:22:05 ago (+1/-0)

HE AIN'T EVEN GOT NO DORITO!

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 23:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

Fun fact, it was actually the white guy robbing the store, the black guy was the employee. Notice how he steals the phone from behind the counter before running out.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 00:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Okay m night shamalamadingdong!

[ + ] DoughGoy

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 04:16:02 ago (+1/-0)

One thing I will give them, is that they do put a lot of effort into getting government benefits. They can tell you where to go, what to apply for and everything you could ever want to know about benefits. They will spend weeks applying and waiting in offices and meeting with authorities. If they would just put that same effort towards a job...

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 04:17:50 ago (+1/-0)

They picked a guy much, much bigger than them, fucking grabbed me and thought I would believe their fingers were guns.

Dumb niggers tried to stick me up like it was a Bugs Bunny cartoon

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:47:29 ago (+6/-0)*

You're not thinking like a nigger. The nigger isn't acting casual because he's relaxed. He's acting casual because he's fucking terrified.

But he don't wan be no bitch ass nigga yo. Fools be seeing a nigga robbin and acting all scared and shiet, they be thinkin he a bitch nigga halfway crook out his game. Bix nood muhfucka. Bix nood fr tho.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 17:17:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yibbidy bibbidy flibbidy flo
Bix nood muthfafukkin yt rayciss yo

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 20:15:01 ago (+4/-0)

That's why they make laws to stop you from defending yourself. Every thing in this country is set up to allow niggers, spice and kikes to pillage and steal, and you can't do anything about it. Legally. When we finally decide that them using the "law" is just a bullshit scam to allow this behavior to even exist, and take matters into our own hands, we will take our birthright back. The law only works when it affects everyone. I no longer consent to be governed by one sided rules.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 20:53:02 ago (+7/-0)

The spice must flow back

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 10:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

The secret spice..

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 22:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

If you told every white male in texas their entire family would be murdered in 365 days. Unless they killed every one in Liberia, no out side forces could try to stop them they had no laws or rules against them.

It would be done in 3 months

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 16 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:10:45 ago (+16/-0)

man that was beautiful!

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:53:24 ago (+5/-0)

First shot, head shot. But still made sure to finish off

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:51:12 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know where this took place but those extra shots could cause charges of manslaughter. I totally get that he was still terrified for his life not knowing if the nog would pop up and shoot.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 20:56:51 ago (+6/-0)

Judged by 12 or carried by 6?

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 01:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

Carried by two if its a nigger.

[ + ] Artificial_Intelligentile

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

yeah that wasnt a 22 for sure, the way the niGGer dropped immediately

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:48:47 ago (+2/-0)

.22 is one of the best calibers for ensuring death. They do not have the power to pass all the way through so they tend to ricochet around inside of the body. They were used as the weapon of choice by the mafia. I'm not bashing other calibers, I'm just saying a .22 has value and can drop a nigger just like that.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 20:55:31 ago (+2/-0)

They're quieter too. Smaller radius that people might call the cops. A suppressed .22 attracts very little attention.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:19:33 ago (+2/-0)

They're for up close work.

[ - ] giantprick 15 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:39:06 ago (+16/-1)

Somewhere in the world in that moment a bald eagle was born

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

Eagles are hatched, not born…, still your comment is first rate!

Made me giggle like watching that coon twitch six or seven times before it stoped breathing

[ - ] deleted 11 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:49:09 ago (+11/-0)

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[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 10 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:39:01 ago (+10/-0)

At the one minute mark the retarded reporter says that the employee was "legal to carry". Excuse me! All the "laws" that have ever been made restricting anyone from carrying anywhere in the US are breaking the 2nd amendment of the constitution so they are all null and void. So Yes, he could Legally carry!
And then at about 2:20 the imbecile says that the employee has not been charged yet. And he shouldn't be charged with anything over that shooting you retarded pile of stinking shit!
People Have The Right To Defend Themselves! The End!

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:46:31 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:55:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong.
The enemy in charge does not want humans capable of not dying.

From the enemies perspective this white man did everything wrong.

And they frame the story from that perspective

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:34:22 ago (+7/-0)

that news niggers name is "Ukee"!!!!! lol

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:39:52 ago (+7/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:50:41 ago (+4/-0)

Pronounced "ucky"!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:57:31 ago (+5/-0)

Thanks!

I almost tried to look for something about it, but then I didn't feel like it. I'll use the job as an excuse.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:22:46 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:55:34 ago (+4/-0)

They made sure to state that the employee hasn't been charged...yet. Jew media.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:03:01 ago (+1/-0)

Good news report for once. They didn't show his face, and didn't show the magdump that would have gave anti-Whites an excuse to complain.

Even normies and reporters in Philly have nigger fatigue

[ - ] totalniggerdeath 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:29:29 ago (+7/-0)

Did he fully magdump? Epic.

[ + ] Rebooted

[ - ] Rebooted 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:56:16 ago (+3/-0)

I cant see if the slide locks back...

[ - ] Rebooted 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:55:35 ago (+7/-0)

Even fat men in shorts and flip flops can be deadly. Remember that.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:20:17 ago (+4/-0)

Beware of the pudgy pasty Whites!

Sock and sandals is a sign of a psychopath!

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 13:58:30 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 10 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 14:16:06 ago (+10/-0)

The story has a super happy ending, at least.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 09:58:48 ago (+0/-0)

nigger throws a bag at the clerk and pulls a gun while telling him to fill the bag with phones. White man makes the world a better place. Nigger tribe claims Whitey was wrong and that nigger dindu nuffin. nigger propagandist says that White should be charged.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:12:15 ago (+5/-0)

"As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way"

Reminds me how far below God I am, because my reaction was "GOOD!"

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

That wicked got turned from its way!

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 04:30:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:17:10 ago (+4/-0)

LORD, seein a nigger git lit the fuck up does me good

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

SO SAY WE ALL!

[ - ] rabidR04CH 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:01:38 ago (+4/-0)

I can’t help but notice that the white guy had his left hand on his gun the moment he noticed the thug coming toward him. This wasn’t his first encounter with the black community.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:06:44 ago (+2/-0)

He was holstered behind his back, but you're right he put his hand on his knee so it would be hidden below the counter in case he needed to reach for it.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 10:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

News report says the place has been robbed multiple times and that it has had so many crime problems that the cops regularly visit to the point they have a log book at the store.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:40:38 ago (+3/-0)

He's a good boy now! And props to the shop worker.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 15:44:11 ago (+3/-0)

I love a mag dump

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 16:20:12 ago (+2/-0)

now its a good boi!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

customer serviced.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 17:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

Think about how an efficient society would handle this. Grab a bag and slide under (to prevent floor damage). Cleanup crew arrives, puts it into proper bag, disposes at nearest incinerator, that's the end of it.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

There needs to be a version of this with "Die Motherfucker Die" playing over it.

He should have dug in his pockets afterwards to pay for a new printer.

Anybody know what the dead nigger threw on the desk?

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:07:30 ago (+3/-0)

Bag. News report said he demanded it be filled with phones.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:10:21 ago (+1/-0)

That was a smooth and well practiced draw. Not as easy as it looks.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

He must have watched lots of westerns.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 18, 2023 02:54:13 ago (+3/-0)

He's probably west Philadelphia born and raised

[ + ] lord_nougat