Invitation Email Seems To Show That Woke University Will Hold 5 Separate Graduation Ceremonies Segregated By Race, LGBTQ Identity, And Other Woke Stuff - Upgoat

Invitation Email Seems To Show That Woke University Will Hold 5 Separate Graduation Ceremonies Segregated By Race, LGBTQ Identity, And Other Woke Stuff
submitted by ProudAmerican to news 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:08:45 ago (+9/-2) (redstatenation.com)
https://redstatenation.com/invitation-emails-seems-to-show-that-woke-university-will-hold-5-separate-graduation-ceremonies-segregated-by-race-lgbtq-identity-and-other-woke-stuff/

At this point, nothing surprises me. Perhaps segregation is the answer to America's ailments.

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 16:25:55 ago (+4/-0)

It's good that segregation is being normalized again. All we need to do is re-establish the hierarchy in the proper order.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 19:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

Bring back the caste system.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 19:01:29 ago (+2/-0)

However, Gail Shulman, another Twitter user, hit back writing: “Most celebrations are of straight white (male) people. Be quiet!”

(((Shulman))) eh? Every. Fucking. Time.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 18:12:07 ago (+2/-0)

Good, I skipped college graduation because highschool graduation was hours of pointless sitting around.

Graduation should be: president stops by your last class, and as you leave, he smacks you on the ass and tells you "good game son!".

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 19:12:03 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, skipped mine too. It's gotten too self-congratulatory for me to want to attend. Besides, it's too long, costs too much, and isn't much of a graduation.

Now if uni were a harrowingly difficult experience where only the most intelligent of White men could pass, a short graduation ceremony might be worth attending.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:17:07 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:21:30 ago (+1/-0)

But what about making friends... memories or getting into a good university and my free time?

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