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How many times will you watch this?

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:17:47 ago (+60/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fygclr.mp4



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[ - ] NuckFiggers 12 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:17:30 ago (+12/-0)*

This is one reason I rally hate fats. No matter what you're doing or where you are, the fat somehow always stops everything for their selfish bullshit. If they don't fall and hurt themselves so everything has to stop and listen to it mewling for the rest of the night you have to stop and get food or it will just whine until it's fed. Whenever someone in the group brings some strange fat friend it always ends this way. They break furniture, steal food from the pantry or break an ankle. They always ruin things.

These people were probably looking forward to a fun day at the lake and fatty begged to go along, swearing it wouldn't cause any trouble. Now they have to make sure it's ok, get an ambulance and stop everything just for this selfish cunt.

[ - ] Monica 9 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:30:40 ago (+9/-0)

The breaking of furniture is real.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:41:34 ago (+7/-0)

Get your fat ass out of my chair, Monica.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:16:49 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:24:17 ago (+3/-0)

Hahahaha. Genuine L0L.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:57:50 ago (+3/-0)

My fat brother in law broke my 2500 dollar recliner. A few months later, he wanted a ride in my Lotus Elise. I had to be honest with him. You might be able to get in, but I’d have to drive to the fire station to get you out. He knew I was right, but he sulked about it for weeks.

He’s dead now…heart attack. RIP, Bruce.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:35:47 ago (+1/-0)

I've wanted a Lotus Elise since I was in highschool. /sigh... maybe someday.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 03:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

Just go rent one for a day or two

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:58:04 ago (+1/-1)

Fuck... Highly exotic and old now... Wonder how parts would be to obtain.

Also the irony of a fat person sitting in a car that's whole gimmick is basically being light as fuck

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:00:02 ago (+1/-0)

"Add lightness" = no fatties

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

Friend of a friend did that same shit. He plopped his fat ass down on my friend's parents couch and it promptly cracked and broke because it wasn't made for elephants. This was the same guy I was warned before I met him 'don't say anything'. Everyone looked at each other when he broke their couch and his response was just 'oh'.

I lost touch with those guys up until this year and when we reconnected they brought him up and, in a tone like I was insensitive, they told me he died. He was fucking MASSIVE. Big fucking sports fan too and whenever he went to games he was oblivious the truth of why they had his fat fucking ass on the jumbotron.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:30:59 ago (+1/-0)

That was God's way of mocking you for buying a $2500 recliner

[ - ] goatfugee12 10 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:51:23 ago (+10/-0)

A bikini? Really? Props to whatever little Asian kid sewed those clasps on that bikini those things are putting overtime.

You know how outrageous that bikini looked to the little starving Asian 8 year old that sewed it. He had to assume the boss was fucking with him.

[ - ] Sleazy 8 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:54:14 ago (+8/-0)

thats fucking funny

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:23:20 ago (+4/-0)

No clasp in the world is that strong. That had to have been a tie on done with mooring knots.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:59:28 ago (+2/-0)

With mooring knots 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 07:21:00 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't see a bikini. :-P

[ - ] coldsoak 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:49:43 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine being that fish in the water, and just happen to be swimming by at that exact moment. "What the fuck?" KABOOOOM!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:13:16 ago (+3/-0)

Omg that’s awesome! Someone should animate this and turn it in to a series.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:03:02 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine the other little fishes trying to swim through the sweat and twat juice that is left behind in that water!
They will be finding dead fish around there for months!

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:53:14 ago (+1/-0)

They'll try to cover it up with another toxic spill train derailment. Has this blimp been spotted near the other train derailments? Asking for a friend.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

🤢

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:30:42 ago (+1/-0)

Like when the glacier cliff drops and them poor tourists in a boat think they are at a safe distance from the tidal wave.

[ - ] con77 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:49:40 ago (+7/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] Ozark [op] 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:52:13 ago (+7/-0)

This is why I never invite you to go to the river with us.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

For what, rooting for the train wrecks? They're the most likely to be persuaded.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

Yes

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:55:36 ago (+5/-0)

The friction caused by her falling through the atmoshpere?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

At low angles, “The Dictator” 13 inch mortar, being fired at The Siege of Petersburg, Virginia in the summer of 1864 was known to skip some shots before detonation.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:57:04 ago (+2/-0)

I KNEW You were going to say that!

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:26:15 ago (+7/-0)

Damn funny! Man,I needed that!!

[ - ] Ozark [op] 8 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:28:36 ago (+8/-0)

My pleasure.

[ - ] con77 6 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:49:01 ago (+6/-0)

I thought the sound was feet skittering but when I slowed it down I realized that was the sound of knees slapping rock!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:04:42 ago (+2/-0)

Ow!

[ - ] con77 5 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:09:44 ago (+5/-0)

like those knees weren't a cupcake away from mutiny anyway

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:23:00 ago (+5/-0)

4, I’ll save the rest for later.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:03:27 ago (+4/-0)

7, but I will circle back to it later after a few beers

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:38:12 ago (+4/-0)

5 so far - the last time at .5 speed. Saved it and named the file 'Fatty in the water'.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:40:09 ago (+3/-0)

Apt username

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:37:41 ago (+4/-0)

This is so satisfying

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:37:39 ago (+4/-0)

Twice. Once just now because I didn't know what it was. That's puhhhlenty fo' me.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:32:58 ago (+3/-0)

I maxed out on three. She had to feel that shit in her knees, even though it looks staged.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:37:00 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:18:49 ago (+3/-0)

Enthusiastic upvoat for title/video combination!

[ - ] beanbagWizard 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:05:11 ago (+3/-0)

5 times.

Each time giving something new. The barrelling pork roll visual, the fumble noises, the splat noise from hitting the water, the slow realisation of the hambeast of its impending doom and hence its utterance as it fell of the edge, the scraping sound of its legs on the rock before the plummet, and the bystanders comment of "oh shit" which conveyed disbelief and slight annoyance.

Might have to go watch it again lol

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

10 times better with sound turned on.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:32:19 ago (+3/-0)

The sad part? Somebody invited that beast to the river because they wanted to fuck her.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:38:32 ago (+7/-0)

No, they wanted to fuck her friend, who hopefully was not such a pig.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 7 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:42:05 ago (+7/-0)

You put your wingman through some shit huh?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 3 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:08:02 ago (+3/-0)

lol, nah, I don't think you could find a wingman to hit that shit up, unless you had a nigger for a wingman.

[ - ] Backwards 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:17:03 ago (+2/-0)

The sound when she hit the water was great. Here's some payback for the laughs. lol

https://youtu.be/BBvuSPIcfJ4

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:03:29 ago (+2/-0)

More than once was too much, but the last time I watched it at .25x speed. That's all I needed.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:35:13 ago (+1/-0)

fucking amazing at .25 speed

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 06:25:24 ago (+1/-0)

It really creates an opportunity to allow each frame to be fully appreciated.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 12:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

One thousand four hundred eighty eight times rewatching

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 12:09:55 ago (+1/-0)

Linear momentum.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:23:11 ago (+2/-0)

This has been my 5th viewing.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:53:22 ago (+2/-0)*

It looks like she had the speed, but when the moment came to push off, the legs surrendered to the load. She should be thankful to the water. The impact sounded like a pallet of cinder blocks being dropped. Many innocent fish were killed. This is bio-terrorism.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:14:04 ago (+2/-0)

Hope the local beaches are ok...a tsunami like that could cause serious erosion.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 09:42:20 ago (+1/-0)

3 was enough. LMAO

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:03:26 ago (+2/-0)

Just 3

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:47:01 ago (+2/-0)

You fucking airheads don't even realize what you just watched...this is very rare footage of a "WADDLING BALOOGA", these whales have been known to generate massive tsunami waves when expelling internal bio vapor while submerged...I think this one may have injured it's tail fin.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 02:10:25 ago (+1/-0)

To fuckin many I can promise you that. I'll be watching that at random for a month or two

[ - ] autotic 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 01:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

Twice. Because I needed to hear that splash one more time after I stopped laughing the first time.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:29:48 ago (+1/-0)

five

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:39:29 ago (+1/-0)

I watched it 4 times.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

8

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:34:25 ago (+1/-0)*

I watched it at least 10 times, not including the times I tried to pause it so I could see if she had broken her ankle. Did she break her ankle? I can't really tell for sure.

The wife watched 1 time, rolled her eyes, and walked away.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bitch tried to put on the brakes but it takes a while to stop a train. You can hear the nigger right at the end say OH SHEEEIIIT WYT POOSY.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:24:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I get the sense she got scared and tried to stop.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:11:39 ago (+1/-0)

I lost count.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

I watched it thrice. That was a hell of bellyflop cannonball combo. I wonder how many newtons that falling fat had generated.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:33:20 ago (+1/-0)

6

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:29:00 ago (+1/-0)

Far too many

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

Got me at 12 times now. And I guarantee when I get back to my desktop there will be more including some very slo mo runs.

Did she trip? Wish we could see her full run up to the cliff. And also wish we could see the aftermath.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

Four times.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Dozens yesterday, then a few more when I stumbled back across it today.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha -1 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:38:54 ago (+0/-1)

Just once.

It reminded me of the part with the falling whale in HHGTTG.

I wonder if she saw a potted petunia on the way down?