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Always make sure you have at least one reliable female friend
submitted by dulcima to Nature 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 07:45:57 ago (+23/-5) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/cxu4cb.mp4

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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 07:51:44 ago (+2/-2)

Female friends are the best.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 11:18:52 ago (+2/-0)

^ Creepy coming from Joe

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:21:15 ago (+1/-0)

Not out of the ordinary for that account.

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:27:13 ago (+1/-0)

Only if you're a weirdo.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 11:38:57 ago (+0/-0)

There are no females in this video.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 09:57:58 ago (+1/-0)

and then they say that animals are stupid.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:47:17 ago (+1/-0)

Well it was a stupid animal who put the liquid there and stuck a bug in it then filmed it and then put it on the internet.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 12:54:10 ago (+1/-0)

friends with vagene is friends indeed.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

My Japanese is better

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 13:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

bob and vagene

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:06:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 10:09:19 ago (+9/-2)

the only female "friends" you should keep is family or those married to your family. Women do not make friends on the same terms men do. To them a friend is entertainment, to us a friend is trust and loyalty, and calling each other fags.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

You are gay.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 2, 2023 16:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

tell me honestly, how many "male friend" orbiters did you have before you hit 35? and After? I rest my case.

[ - ] Inward 12 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 08:09:03 ago (+12/-0)

...except all of those bees are males...

[ + ] PhimoticEmbrace

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 11:27:24 ago (+6/-0)

Wrong. Majority of drones you see are female. The males typically only mate with queens.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 12:04:07 ago (+5/-0)

You almost got it. All drones are male, all workers are female.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/2b/f0/472bf08f9b0ce44d56f6b52bd1ca1042.jpg
The drones only purpose is to mate, and only the female workers have stingers.

[ + ] PhimoticEmbrace

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 12:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

Cheers. I always thought "drone" just meant "member of a hive".

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

So tje males are fatter and balder

[ - ] Inward 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 13:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

Aksually, drones are male and workers are females.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 08:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 09:30:05 ago (+5/-0)

Democrat bees

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:58:30 ago (+0/-0)

Doubt it.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:58:11 ago (+1/-0)

Zoom in and you can clearly see their little beenises.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 23:17:26 ago (+2/-0)

Those are labeea.