I'm the Alpha male. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

I'm the Alpha male.
submitted by Ozark to whatever 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:06:30 ago (+36/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/2g73rd.mp4

[ - ] AnonymousLex 11 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:26:10 ago (+11/-0)

I DECLARE.... BANKRUPTCYYYYY

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 7 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:43:51 ago (+7/-0)

I wish there was a special Ed channel. I bet these kind of retarded speeches happen all the time and we are missing out on the comedy gold of re re's with internet access

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 16:08:44 ago (+2/-0)

They probably have more balls than a lot of us, taking into account their more limited scope of action.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:11:21 ago (+0/-0)

Its easy to have ‘balls’ if your cognitive fun tion is like a nigger’s who doesnt understand consequences.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:42:03 ago (+0/-0)

I think he was probably aware that the teacher wouldn't like it.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 16:18:11 ago (+1/-0)

There's a special ed streamer on cozy.tv who sounds just like this guy.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 18:32:04 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] con77 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:32:06 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like McLovin

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:30:23 ago (+4/-0)

Fwake and gway!
Making a youtube short.
If it was real then right after he started his speech the Whole Damn Class would have Busted Out Laughing!
Plus the teach sounded like he was reading his script. They both did but especially the teach.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 17:07:53 ago (+3/-0)

Looks like two students play acting a skit for the stupid class.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 18:34:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:15:50 ago (+4/-0)

If men can call themselves women and we all have to accept it then why not when they call themselves The Alpha? Makes perfect sense.

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 15:42:38 ago (+4/-0)

Or he could have said I identify as the teacher...

You have to respect his insanity

[ + ] Thought_Criminal

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:46:38 ago (+2/-0)

I happen to be invisible. No you can not see me.
Asserting they are a specific thing, when the sages cannot prove they themselves exist as an entity beyond thought.

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 16:15:39 ago (+2/-0)

Which way, western autist?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 yearsApr 3, 2023 22:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

Trains.

[ + ] TheGreatWar

[ - ] TheGreatWar 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 16:39:07 ago (+2/-0)

My father is a man and my mother is a woman, so I'm mixed. I can only bench one plate. I never declared my gender. It's how I am.

[ - ] PresidentKameltoe 3 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 18:41:38 ago (+3/-0)

The Alpha probably shouldn't be threatening his teacher like that lol

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 3 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2023 15:54:48 ago (+3/-0)