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What's better, midgets or parades?
submitted by TheRealBuddha to whatever 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 20:44:35 ago (+9/-2) (whatever)

It's a simple fucking question!

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 01:00:12 ago (+1/-0)

The best video on the interwebs is when a bunch of midgets had a race against a camel.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 13:38:44 ago (+0/-0)

I have indeed seen this video.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 00:10:25 ago (+1/-0)

Parades fuck with people’s ability to get somewhere, they are loud, attract litter and filth and are filled with drunk assholes.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 13:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

So, you're going with parades?!?

[ - ] Rotteuxx 6 points 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 21:30:45 ago (+7/-1)

What's a parade without midgets?

[ + ] sguevar

[ - ] sguevar 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 23:30:47 ago (+2/-0)

Top notch answer 🤣

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 23:57:19 ago (+2/-0)

Then you'd have to vote for midgets, as those must come first.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 02:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

Mardi Gras

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 21:20:57 ago (+3/-0)

Parades are gay as hell. Less than 10% of midgets are faggots if you exclude nigger midgets. I'd spend an afternoon with a midget before I spend it on a parade.

Not that it's relevant, but I did date a midget. Never fucked her, it was too strange. It's not relevant at all, so just ignore that anecdote.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 23:56:28 ago (+1/-0)

Parades are gay as hell.

Lies!

Well, mostly lies. Some are pretty gay.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 21:00:44 ago (+3/-2)

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[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 23:54:48 ago (+1/-0)

I too voted for midgets!