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I am going to go to work today for the 22nd day in a row.

submitted by Name to whatever 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 05:19:14 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

I’m going to go do this thing I decided to do. It’s the Whitest thing I could think of doing. If I were a luckier person the risk of death would be greater and the work more glorious. But at any rate I have to go to this thing. I hope you all have a good day.


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 07:59:14 ago (+4/-0)

You're either a great unsung American hero or a damn fool. I leave it to you to decide

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:03:47 ago (+0/-0)

You're making kikes rich. I can say that because I took last week off and thus haven't enriched a jew in a little while.

[ - ] Name [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

or you could work for a small locally owned business.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

Do Not embarrass us!

Just do your best.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

I once quit a factory job because we had been working 34 days straight. We kept getting promises of a weekend off retracted. The last Friday, the shift manager called everyone together just before leaving and said "change of plans, full production. Come in tomorrow". I gave him the finger and never went back.

There's nothing White about working in a sweat shop.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 13:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

There's nothing White about working in a sweat shop.
You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to be the guy making the schedule.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not doing anything wrong. That was over ten years ago.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 13:56:22 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, I thought working every day was normal.
But, I'm White, So, I guess it is.

Good for you. It's good to see a poor acting like a White person.

[ - ] Name [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 19:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

What is a poor?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 19:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

A person who is poor because their lifestyle/philosophy keeps them poor.

Like not working every day.

[ - ] Name [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 20:06:06 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for explaining that to me bro. If you’re looking for work give me a shout. I’m hiring.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 16:39:59 ago (+0/-0)

the Whitest thing I could think of doing

you opened a public library?

[ - ] Name [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:54:36 ago (+0/-0)

No. That was Rockefeller wasn’t it? Subversive books were being read at home and passed down from generation to generation and the public library was the best way to eliminate the home library, right?