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Goats - This Was Left In the Lobby of My Apartment - Should I Drink It?

submitted by deleted to WTF 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:04:08 ago (+8/-0)     (WTF)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.1 yearsMay 13, 2023 09:35:18 ago (+0/-0)

I'd atleast shake that fucker up. Drinking it may cause involuntary castration...probably best to avoid.

Sucks about your lobby nigger problems.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.1 yearsMay 13, 2023 12:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

Move to another city

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:12:31 ago (+2/-1)

If you are tempted to drink vagrant beer, then maybe try a AA meeting instead?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.1 yearsMay 13, 2023 00:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

Only drink in case of severe constipation. That cheap swill will liquify your insides

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:20:25 ago (+2/-0)

One time ... at band camp ... in the middle of a creek ... I found a beer on a rock.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 23:52:27 ago (+3/-0)

Was it a rolling rock?

[ - ] 1nward 2 points 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:54:44 ago (+2/-0)

It will turn you into a nigger, so yes my nigger, drink it....that's some nigger juice!!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.1 yearsMay 13, 2023 05:56:16 ago (+2/-0)

Good ol’ nigger light.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.1 yearsMay 13, 2023 06:54:48 ago (+2/-0)

Crush it. If it leaks, it was doctored. If it explodes, then it was safe.

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:07:15 ago (+5/-0)

I think you may have a case of the niggers. This can be serious, even deadly.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMay 12, 2023 22:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

Half of the people in my apt building are nogs.
I'm gonna guess that one of them got too drunk on their way home from the food bank and accidentally left one of their bags in the lobby.
Last time it happened was the day after Halloween and someone left a whole untouched pizza from the Italian restaurant up the street ($25+) and a 4 pack of Natty Ice, so it's definitely someone who drinks waaayyyy too much for them to forget about a pizza and beer.
I ended up taking both when I left for work in the afternoon. Yes, it was sitting out for well over 12 hours.