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Came across a burner and her shitsprog today

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskGoats 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 17:27:21 ago (+16/-0)     (AskGoats)

Went to the local quickie mart for some mid-day beverages and this fat toll payer with nigglet on hip came in after me and upon my leaving, was parked right next to me. I was giving her the stink eye and I know she could feel it. I was trying to recall one of the funny phrases for a moment like this and I had some clues. Only trouble is I have not perfected these phrases and sayings for public use, so I didn’t say a thing. In retrospect it was perfect timing for the, “awe, are you baby sitting?, that’s so sweet”, or some shit.

I’m also not much into creating conflict, so I’m curious as to suggestions on how to proceed next time a fat White monkey manager shows up with its sprig.


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[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 17:45:58 ago (+6/-0)

"Awww! It looks just like it's mother!"

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 19:38:59 ago (+0/-0)

'Mmmm smells like chicken. Fried chicken.'

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 20:19:05 ago (+5/-0)

I was walking out of a Big Lots one day and a skinny white bitch smothered in tats was pushing a cart with a 3 year old mongrel in it.

The kid saw me, stood up in the cart reaching out, and said "daddy!"

I BURST OUT LAUGHING and kept walking.

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 00:48:30 ago (+2/-0)

That would be really sad if it wasn’t a niglet.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 03:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

Are you black?

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 15:13:19 ago (+0/-0)

hell no!

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 17:35:40 ago (+4/-0)

Don't put on white gloves, go straight to the point and destroy her.

[ - ] Wolfspider 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 21:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her, "I bet you're proud."

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 18:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

So you're looking for advice from someone who initiates and engages in conflict?

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 23:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Just look at them both in disgust. That’s what I do.