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What is with cats and earthquake

submitted by anon to askanon 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 22:42:54 ago (+4/-1)     (askanon)

We had a mild one, and our now cats bang with doors, one pushed a flower pot, like they have a crazy party... are cats that sensible or what is going on?


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[ - ] anon 1721425 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 16, 2023 04:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

What's with the broken English? You some kind of mystery meat shitskin invader?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 22:45:35 ago (+2/-0)

Cats cause the earthquakes.

[ - ] anon 1625705 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 23:05:59 ago (+0/-0)

hell yeah

[ - ] anon 4154637 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 16, 2023 00:13:33 ago (+2/-0)

When an earthquake happens, things fall.

Your cat realizes the actual cause is of course an invisible cat knocking over things.

This is extremely concerning for all cats - what if there is nothing left to knock over?!?!?!

So any intelligent cat is of course going to think about all that needs to be knocked over. All those things he hasn't gotten around to knocking over, and bats them off the table before it's too late!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 23:38:41 ago (+3/-0)

Dude, all natural phenomenon that cause things to fall off surfaces are really the work of cats.

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 22:47:17 ago (+6/-0)

It's not that the cats are responding to earthquakes.
Earthquakes are caused by cats running around.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 23:04:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1625705 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 23:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, I just calculated, same crazy as 120 sticks of dynamite, awesome website
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