I was a degenerate drinking alcohol and I wrecked my bike. - Upgoat

I was a degenerate drinking alcohol and I wrecked my bike.
submitted by deleted to whatever 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:29:39 ago (+23/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] Her0n 8 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:35:00 ago (+8/-0)

Now some nigger will use your gun to kill a White person

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 5 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:37:17 ago (+5/-0)

statistically it will probably be another nigger

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 6 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 04:25:41 ago (+6/-0)

OP needs to go back and find that gun, so it doesn't get in the hands of keeeeedds, urban youth, students, teens, future doctors/lawyers/engineers, etc.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 05:27:40 ago (+4/-0)

We have OP to thank for taking that risk on behalf of our race, just because he can't handle his vices, like a nigger.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:22:14 ago (+8/-0)

drinking alcohol and trying to drive a motorcycle at the same time.

To top it off I lost my pistol.

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. Wtf? I can almost forgive the bike, almost, but the fucking gun? Jesus fucking christ.

FYI: I have NEVER drank and rode my bike since the age of 16 and NEVER would I leave my firearm anywhere behind.

get your fucking life together nigger, holy fuck!

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 02:15:15 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] GloryBeckons

[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 10:42:47 ago (+1/-0)

Next time you have a bad idea, just ask yourself what Uncle Addy would think if you did it.

https://files.catbox.moe/86qzfe.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/q2b9hn6w.png

See how disappointed he is? He can barely stand to you look at you. Don't make Uncle Addy sad.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 10:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Damn! He doesn't have to say a word. Just that look.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:29:33 ago (+4/-0)

he didnt remember the bitch till the next day!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:36:54 ago (+7/-0)

Nice job, numb nuts.

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:38:38 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry for your loss.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:18:59 ago (+4/-0)

shit! That was a low speed fuck up wasnt it? losing your pistol is asshole territory not laying it down. if you ride youre gonna wreck. Did you go back and look for the gun?

I rolled into my carport 2 weeks ago after a huge windstorm. There were leaves everywhere. At 1 mph I put my foot down and slipped.

I got caught between the bike and a squat rack that weighs 200 lbs and had a bar with 2 plates on it. I was stuck!.

On the bright side it kept the bike from getting scratched. On the pain in the ass side I couldnt yell for my neighbor because she weighs 120 lbs.

I finally wriggled my way out without burning myself on the pipes. I was pretty stuck for a minute there.

To be honest I GOT ON MY BIKE FUCKED UP ONE NIGHT AND SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE GRASS IN THE FRONT YARD. I REALIZED I HAD NO BUSINESS ON THE BIKE AND PARKED IT. you didnt get hurt?

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:24:58 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:35:24 ago (+3/-0)

well we know who found your gun stormtrooper! thats too bad. I KEEP MINE INSIDE A VEST POCKET OR IN A CARGO POCKET WHEN RIDING. fukn caps lock

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 06:57:19 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 07:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

One might call that "humility".

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:31:32 ago (+0/-0)

damn that was close!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 10:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you really said "SEIG HEIL"!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:49:32 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, I fucking laughed my ass off trying to recreate your story in my head.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 21:44:44 ago (+0/-0)

caught between a rock and a 550 lb bike!

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 05:07:25 ago (+3/-0)

You are a disgrace for losing your gun. I hope you learned a lesson.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:08:41 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty light punishment by cyclist standards.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:45:40 ago (+2/-0)

What the fucking fuck, bro!? We expect much more from you. Have you tried to go find your fucking pistol yet? Gonna wait till the cops show up because they found it at a triple murder commited by a nigger, and now that nigger is you?

Dude, get your shit straight, man. Pull your head out of your ass. And DONT EVER GET ON YOUR BIKE AFTER DRINKING fucking shit, man...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

Just keep practising. Riding drunk is a skill like any other. You can do it!

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:09:49 ago (+2/-0)

It’ll buff out….

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:03:59 ago (+2/-0)

Report your gun missing so when the nigger retard who finds it kills some little kid instead of his intended target, you don’t get called in for questioning.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:54:57 ago (+3/-0)

This is a shitty option, yet still the best option.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 07:48:39 ago (+3/-1)

To top it off I lost my pistol

Oh yeah! thats an extra high level of stupid. Carrying your gun while drunk driving. Neat.

I know Ive said this before on here but I love not drinking. I used to really like drinking and I liked to do it alot. And there were a couple of embarrassing things I did over the years when drinking and Im just lucky they didnt ruin my life.

Once in awhile I would consider quitting but I felt weak and thought I would fail. Also I thought all my fun would end and there would be no good times. I thought I needed it for “stress relief” . All those assumptions were wrong.

Im still a weak willed fuck, but I managed to quit all by myself and I dont miss it. Its just a physical addiction. I don’t embarrass myself with stupid drunk antics anymore. My enjoyment in normal activities improved. I wish I could get in a time machine and tell myself 20 years ago to just get it over with. My sober life is way better and if I can do it, anyone can.

You can still ride bikes and raise hell. Stick it to whatever jew owns your beer company.

[ - ] mrevilpirate 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 07:32:38 ago (+2/-0)

Get off the internet and find your piece…

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:06:01 ago (+0/-0)

Piece of what?

Get off the internet and find your peace.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 07:03:54 ago (+2/-0)

Was the pistol registered in your name? May want to take a look around and see if you can fix that fuckup quick.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

People only register guns on TV genius

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:26:48 ago (+2/-0)

I'll give you $500 for the bike as is!

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:19:47 ago (+2/-0)

you can put a confederate flag sticker over it!!!

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:20:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:52:18 ago (+4/-0)

Nah, just have the decal on that side read: "Harley Davidsore" and leave it.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:50:25 ago (+2/-0)

You are so lucky Flayrayan. Godspeed

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 07:27:22 ago (+1/-0)

I won't waste my time. You knew better, you did it anyway. That makes you completely worthless.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 06:49:48 ago (+1/-0)

Dipshit

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:03:30 ago (+4/-3)

Go act like a nigger somewhere else.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 02:17:25 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 03:43:23 ago (+2/-3)

Forsake Jesus and confirm your loyalty to the the master race.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:41:06 ago (+1/-0)

Wear cool leather retard

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

The gun is the bigger issue here. I have zero respect for irresponsible firearm owners. I recall that you started riding late in life as I had also. I quit the riding before something like this happened to me because I like to drink. Good luck to you.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Alcohol is a jewish trick. It's literally sewage. Stay away from it.

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

retard city fucks come to rural areas every summer and many of them die in atv accidents. Every time I hear about one I smile.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

Don't cops just need to read the serial number??? Expect a visit.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:16:24 ago (+0/-0)

Driving drunk is bad enough. The gun is beyond bad. So listen Barney Fife. Don't you realize that that could help the stinking jews push their fake "White supremacy" bullshit?! When some nigger uses Your gun to kill a Human all the blame will be placed on the White man! Are you trying to Help (((them)))?
Another example of Florida man.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 06:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

Glad you're ok.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 06:54:14 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 09:08:26 ago (+0/-1)

I’m not into bikes because they’re the White trash equivalent to noisy nigger rice rockets, but why did you say that? Do you prefer a Triumph or an Indian?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 11:17:59 ago (+0/-0)

That poser doesn't even own a bike

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 03:41:25 ago (+1/-1)*

This post proves to me you are a fucking shill kike ass bitch. Go fuck yourself and fuck you in the ass you faggot ass bitch. This is the fucking gayest ass bullshit in the fucking world. Everyone should hate you and you should hate yourself. Fuck of you fucking fuckface. Run away and hide in your Jewish chambers.

For reference, I’ve been drinking all day while on the bike and am probably drunk as fuck at this Waffle House and I’m just fine. You’re a gay ass faggot.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 01:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

just say you were leaning WAY OVER at laguna seca

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I was a degenerate drinking alcohol and I wrecked my bike. submitted by deleted to whatever 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:29:39 ago (+23/-0) (whatever)

I was a degenerate drinking alcohol and I wrecked my bike.
submitted by deleted to whatever 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 00:29:39 ago (+23/-0) (whatever)