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Started a new Subverse "jewJokes" Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

submitted by deleted to jewJokes 1.9 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:20:31 ago (+52/-1)     (jewJokes)

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[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:22:11 ago (+4/-0)

Copper wire was invented when someone dropped a penny near two jews who tried to pick it up at the same time.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:25:45 ago (+3/-0)

Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 02:59:58 ago (+1/-0)

Needs own posts

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:31:06 ago (+2/-0)

What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:29:50 ago (+2/-0)

An old kike bitch was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God couldn't stand the irritating bitch anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet. After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, "He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!"

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 31, 2023 22:57:24 ago (+1/-0)

Why are jews noses so big?

Because the air is free

[ - ] jsac 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 08:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

spam/forum sliding subs.. id say most come here for news/info we cant find elsewhere... not nigger.jew jokes.... Id recommend you block these folks or youre going to miss shit thats a lot more important.

[ - ] WhatchaDoinRabbi 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 07:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

Keep them off the front page maybe? All these bad jokes are filling up the pages and preventing good posts from being seen

What terror attack involving the 60,000 pounds of nitrate that went missing are you trying hide, Jew?

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 02:58:32 ago (+0/-0)

Legendary

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

How does Santa Claus know he's at a jews house?
There is a parking meter on the roof.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

Did you hear about the jew child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:27:14 ago (+1/-1)

Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:28:07 ago (+0/-1)

Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 8 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.