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submitted by Sector7 to videos 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 16:54:07 ago (+24/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/clut7t.mp4

"A 22-year-old man was shot dead inside a drinks distributor after he was surprised in Luziânia by a man who came out of the door opening from where the products are delivered."

Actual story, but it's a pretty surprising development at first watch. Turns out it was just the usual assassin in the delivery chute.


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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 22:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

Whyzee tryin to break into his house?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 21:52:16 ago (+2/-0)

What the ever loving fuck did I just watch and read?

[ - ] bossman131 2 points 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 18:07:18 ago (+2/-0)

Just like my Trunk Monkey.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 22:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

I prefer my "Magnavolt" system. It doesn't poop in the trunk. And it won't even run down my battery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtqRir7dco

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 19:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

Man! I wish I had a trunk monkey!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 17:11:05 ago (+5/-0)

Ahhh...the "old assassin in the delivery chute" trick...just as effective as the "hit man pizza delivery guy"..."well chief, time to discuss this under the cone of silence".