What do you call a hippies wife? - Upgoat

What do you call a hippies wife?
submitted by Centaurus to RiddleMeThis 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:34:37 ago (+45/-0) (RiddleMeThis)

Mississippi.

[ - ] Neral 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 20:52:53 ago (+6/-0)

Hah...cause the river is dirty...right?

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 20:55:51 ago (+5/-1)*

That took me a solid 3 seconds. Bravo.

Thanks, internal monologue! (You're welcome, [redacted]!) Now look what you've done, now they not only know that I have voices in my head, but I talk to them. (They already knew you were crazy). Fair point. You can shut up now. (Good luck with that)

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 04:41:20 ago (+3/-0)

What did the nigger prostitute say when you asked her where you could get a cheap blow job?

"Idaho."

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 23:52:28 ago (+2/-0)

Funny

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 22:28:22 ago (+2/-0)

At least they're not herpies.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 09:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

what?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 16:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Mrs Hippie

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 22:09:59 ago (+1/-0)