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I want to believe Bob Lazar. But every person I met named Bob was a bad person.

I used to fly with a pilot named Bob he was a very good pilot. But he liked to utter strange words into the cockpit voice recorder before takeoff. I think he was influenced by that airline crash were the pilot flirted with the cabin attendant just before they F’d everything up and crashed. They all died.

Anyway, Bob would say crazy things like “put your monkey away” just before I set takeoff power.

I met an illegal alien one time.

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