I think that drunk woman who flipped herself over in her car in my driveway last night was a lesbian... - Upgoat

I think that drunk woman who flipped herself over in her car in my driveway last night was a lesbian...
submitted by Sleazy to whatever 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:11:28 ago (+10/-0) (a.cockfile.com)
https://a.cockfile.com/zHNGY.jpg

what does this remind you of

https://a.cockfile.com/rvUqTd.jpg

This is some of the aftermath of her excursion

https://files.catbox.moe/4ldwde.jpg

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 20:07:49 ago (+5/-0)

The evidence is irrefutable!
Only a lesbian would dive head first into that dirty ditch.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 21:02:31 ago (+3/-0)

I know of a local lesbian who fatally crashed in a ditch about a decade ago. It looked more like a deep creek (with a really swift downward slope into it).

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 20:11:55 ago (+2/-0)

obviously

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:22:54 ago (+2/-0)

Now it makes sense why the front wheel was so fucked. What's the posted speed limit, 45?

Didn't think culverts were that malleable.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:40:49 ago (+2/-0)

35 mph speed limit

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:49:24 ago (+2/-0)

Assuming they were doing the speed limit (probably a bit above), surprised they only flipped over and didn't roll.

Did they stop because of the sedan that was parked there?

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 19:08:06 ago (+2/-0)

They stopped cause they hit the culvert and flipped onto their roof

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 19:22:33 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, however did the rolling vehicle contact the other car at all? I like to be precise if I ever get the notion to drive an Explorer into a ditch. Mainly, going about 50 should have gotten it back on its wheels.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 19:52:53 ago (+2/-0)

I did not think that it did but I did notice this in the daylight.

https://files.catbox.moe/awijvw.jpg

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 20:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing you already have a police report!

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 2 yearsJun 18, 2023 03:53:03 ago (+0/-0)

sarcasm?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 yearsJun 18, 2023 00:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

"Lesbian" just means- needs dick

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 2 yearsJun 18, 2023 01:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

obviously

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 23:01:54 ago (+1/-0)

well this is what happens when ya try to lick your own pussy while driving down the road.

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:13:35 ago (+1/-0)

Was she driving a Subaru

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:14:59 ago (+1/-0)

nope, an explorer

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:17:50 ago (+2/-0)

Did she get busted for DUI, a lot of dykes are hardcore drunks.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:24:14 ago (+2/-0)

Wisconsinites tend to drink...by other state's standards, its chronic binge drinking.

Having an empty whiskey handle should be good enough for a DUI.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:25:02 ago (+2/-0)

In Wisconsin a empty Whiskey bottle in the car is just another Tuesday.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:33:16 ago (+2/-0)

Its not uncommon to go to the store, secure your booze in the cab of the car and go home. Usually people have the decency to LEAVE THE CONTAINERS SEALED until they get home...but not always.

Turns out a full keg can be buckled into the back seat of most mid-size sedans.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 19:59:19 ago (+3/-0)

back seat of most mid-size sedans.

If anyone drove those any more.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 20:22:05 ago (+1/-0)

I cannot attest to transporting a keg of beer in a SUV or crossover.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know for sure, but I will find out I am sure

[ - ] LittleBoyFromCompton 0 points 2 yearsJun 17, 2023 18:17:50 ago (+1/-1)

Imma play purple rain on muh harmonica my nigga.