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Which groups super secret handshake involves folding your pinky or ring finger towards the palm?

submitted by Name to AskUpgoat 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:12:43 ago (+5/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I can’t tell which finger they fold in but it feels really gay. I almost punched the dude the first time it was done to me. This is happening at open to the public suit and tie events. I’m guessing Mason’s or the remnants of the KKK; Any opinions?


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[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 09:44:31 ago (+4/-0)

I don't know the group but I can confirm I've experienced this 3 times. Once with a lawyer I had hired. The other 2 times were at business networking events on the other side of the country. It was the same guy both times but months apart and I don't think he remembered we had already met until after the handshake.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:47:42 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Name [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:57:14 ago (+2/-0)

Visuals? Pretty sure it’s the ring finger folded in and left limp. Not the social occasion or the type of people for joking around.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:16:35 ago (+2/-0)

Girl scouts

[ - ] Name [op] 2 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:21:14 ago (+2/-0)

Well these Girl Scouts all look like 70 years old men with blue eyes. I always notice the eyes because they are glaring at me when they do it.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 11:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

Blue eyes? Are they the real Nazis? Or maybe the surviving remnants of polar Hyperborea?

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:26:31 ago (+1/-0)

It's the faggot freemason shake.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 07:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

dangus has a handshake like a limp fish.

When I was growing up it was considered manly to give a firm handshake. A few years ago I noticed women massaging their hand after I shook it. They didn't say anything but I learned from it.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:06:50 ago (+0/-0)*

You take your thumb and push down on their knuckle. Then their eyes light up when they think you're one of them, and then they go out of their way to introduce you to another one of their higher up friends. Then, you get the job and they spend the next 5 years wondering if they just misread you and finally fire you.