So, I'm thinking about starting a submarine tour company that rich people can pay to go down and view the lost submarine. Who wants to invest? - Upgoat

So, I'm thinking about starting a submarine tour company that rich people can pay to go down and view the lost submarine. Who wants to invest?
submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 00:45:48 ago (+55/-0) (whatever)

[ - ] dulcima 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 03:37:28 ago (+10/-0)

Depends. Can you guarantee that Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab will go in the sub? The rest of the WEF? Obama and the Clintons?

Throw in Dan Andrews and I'll invest all my worldly wealth.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 03:08:35 ago (+5/-0)

Nah. I'm waiting to start a submarine tour company that rich people can pay to go down and view that lost submarine, AND yours. 2 for 1.

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 10:21:51 ago (+1/-2)

That is exactly what OP was getting at. Jesus, do you have to tell yourself to breathe in and out? Good username. Very fitting.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 11:04:48 ago (+0/-0)

So that's a yes for your submarine ride then? Good. Pay in full, in advance. No refunds.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 04:54:25 ago (+5/-0)

only if you pledge fully vaxxed DEI to operate the subs. i want to make sure the global elite get the full shaniqua experience at 2100 fathoms

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 07:16:16 ago (+2/-0)

Let me know when you source a three mile long tether so we can reel the thing back in when it ultimately loses connection...repeatedly.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 08:04:23 ago (+2/-0)

I work with the cartels and we are very interested

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 10:42:26 ago (+1/-0)

Rather than using a propane tank, may I suggest Mama Neri’s old dildo? It’s not big enough for her anymore but you could easily seat a couple dozen people inside.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:49:57 ago (+0/-1)

Your comment doesn't warrant a reply.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 11:54:10 ago (+1/-0)

In...i even got some old playstation controllers you can use to operate your sub with

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 00:55:33 ago (+1/-1)

hell yes I'm in! but we gotta follow them regulations and sheeeit mane

[ - ] WhatchaDoinRabbi 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 07:22:30 ago (+1/-1)

The sub was destroyed and the CEO killed because they can’t actually have real people view the real wreckage as they’ll uncover the real damage to the Titanic. Which was most likely a torpedo

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 10:42:18 ago (+1/-0)

It was clearly an alien photon torpedo sent through time.

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So, I'm thinking about starting a submarine tour company that rich people can pay to go down and view the lost submarine. Who wants to invest? submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 00:45:48 ago (+55/-0) (whatever)

So, I'm thinking about starting a submarine tour company that rich people can pay to go down and view the lost submarine. Who wants to invest?
submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 00:45:48 ago (+55/-0) (whatever)