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[ - ] totes_magotes 9 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:18:01 ago (+9/-0)

I'm pretty sure that they're going to miss the data that indicates that I don't give a fuck what they know, only what they do.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 22:59:37 ago (+3/-0)

That is clearly unconstitutional

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 23:32:39 ago (+6/-1)

UNCONSTITUTIONAL! UNCONSTITUTIONAL! WE'VE GOT UNCONSTITUTIONAL HERE! Nobody cares.

[ - ] Sleazy 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 00:56:10 ago (+6/-0)

I care.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 10:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

Loooool

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 23:11:48 ago (+3/-1)

The constitution hasn't mattered since 1865.

[ - ] Sleazy 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 00:56:21 ago (+6/-0)

it matters to me

[ - ] Xantha 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 06:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

The constitution is a social contract between the people and the government. Unless you personally are going to hold the government accountable for breaking the contract. The contract is dead.Enforce the one that exists or make a new one with people in your community who will actually follow it.

[ - ] Sleazy -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 18:05:20 ago (+0/-1)

It is much more than a fucking social contract. It limits what government can do and allows for their murder when they become tyrants

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 22:34:20 ago (+2/-0)

sounds communist to me

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:41:22 ago (+2/-0)

More than a few americans have the precise address of where that data is stored.

[ - ] Name 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 01:59:30 ago (+1/-0)

“New High Score!”

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:29:47 ago (+1/-0)

It’s been in place for many years. Search your full name on the internet then type Mylife after. The search engine should go right to your name. That site tells all about you.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

My name confuses search engines. Good luck kikes.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

Familtytreenow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 13:27:35 ago (+0/-0)

Tried that and got a bunch of Facebook accounts and other stuff that aren't me.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:28:05 ago (+1/-0)

Lol my credit score gonna suck. I mean you know once they push everyone to the point of having to lose. What do they expect to happen. I know where I’ll take it if I’m pushed into a corner.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] gaperglory 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:47:28 ago (+1/-0)

Color me schocked...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:52:38 ago (+8/-0)

Heh, your colored. Best be gone by sundown.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 10:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

It's five eyes doing the spying.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 07:09:41 ago (+0/-0)

The Feds already know more about me than I do

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 23:19:52 ago (+1/-1)

I can confirm the FBI harassed me at home about 2 years ago. I finally made one of them break down on the verge of tears because I was fucking around so much playing him at first to make him think I was scared. He starts making threats like they're gonna make it so I can't get a job and won't be able to rent and nobody will want to socialize with me and I just snarked back that they already took that away from everybody. Then I called Biden a pedo and started belting out G Allin's Expose Yourself to Kids.

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 16:32:37 ago (+0/-1)

Then everybody clapped

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

LOL. Stupid feds.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:17:15 ago (+0/-2)

Good. I think it's a sound administrative measure. The c..ts need to be controlled.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:48:17 ago (+5/-0)

Tell your mother to close her legs. That cunt is out of cuntrol.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:01:45 ago (+2/-0)

Mince harder, you old shirt lifter.

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:03:51 ago (+0/-3)

My words cause you pause to think which unsettles you and makes you resentful. When you're chopping off that chook's head on your rural spread, don't miss or you might cut your leg off!

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:07:11 ago (+1/-0)

It's more a matter of disappointment, old cobber.

Every time I start to think you might have at least some redeeming qualities, you clearly demonstrate that you, in fact, do not (other than, perhaps, being able to maintain an approximation of civil discourse).

What's a chook, BTW?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

What's a chook, BTW?

Never mind. I figured it out.

It's "Chicken" for anyone curious.

For what it's worth, we process them 50 or so at a time. No chopping involved.