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Well that is enough internet for me today: UK man caught on camera raping a seagul sentenced to 24w jail

submitted by Glowbright to whatever 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 10:55:10 ago (+12/-0)     (citizenwatchreport.com)

https://citizenwatchreport.com/caught-on-camera-david-lee-rapes-seagull-gets-sentenced-to-24-weeks-jail/

WTF is wrong with the world that this could ever happen? Why are we not burning him at the stake?


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[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 13:07:16 ago (+4/-0)*

He had had it with chicks.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 17:43:54 ago (+1/-0)

It takes a lot of gull to have that attitude.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:15:32 ago (+3/-0)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/sunderland-cctv-bench-b2326630.html

This guy, in his Court attire.

๐†๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก ๐“๐ฒ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ฌโ€™ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐›๐ž ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ as the bench watched CCTV of the โ€œbizarreโ€ incident.

Unexpected LOL.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

Guessing someone couldn't find any free range chickens.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 13:30:31 ago (+1/-0)

They're going to have to add another letter to LBGTQ+++++

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 14:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

Bestiality is already just at the fringe, with weirdoes dressing up and globbing onto "pride" this very month in order to spread it.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:54:36 ago (+2/-1)

Did he fuck the bird or jack off over it?
Idiotic journalism

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:41:15 ago (+1/-0)

wide hole or very small dick

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:30:56 ago (+1/-0)

Just when I thought the world couldn't get any sicker.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 22:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

He is going to jail for two years for cumming on a seagull. Seems a little punitive, particularly towards someone that is clearly mentally ill.

Nevermind. That's 24 weeks, not months. That's more reasonable, but still simply punishment for punishment's sake.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 14:10:23 ago (+0/-0)*

Looks exactly like you'd expect.

AND

Bestiality is coming to the mainstream. Mark my words. All the same arguments for faggotry they will use. Within my lifetime, I expect globohomo to order us to respect the animal fuckers.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 22, 2023 14:19:58 ago (+1/-0)

...and then one day, for no reason at all...