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I caused a major scene today and almost got attacked by an ugly woman

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:43:35 ago (+36/-1)     (AnonWhatever)

I stopped off at a flea market and was looking around. I bought me a couple new rebel flags to trigger my cucked nigger loving neighbors with and I kept hearing this loud-mouthed know it all woman. She kept talking over everyone and walking around like she owned the place. Then she made a critical mistake. She started talking to me. I immediately told her that she looked great for a trans and holy fuckin nigger balls she went ape shit and started screaming and going full bi-polar. I put on my act and was like "sorry, sir. I didn't mean to offend you I was just trying to be nice". She was like I'm not a sir!1 I was like "okay, sorry ma'am" and gave her the wink. The bitch had her fists balled up and breathing hard ready to rumble. I made my way to the door with a smirk on my face carrying my new rebel flags in my hand. When I was in the parking lot some old guy came up to me, I think he has one of the stands there, and asked what happened. I told him and he laughed and smacked me on the shoulder and shook his head and walked back inside


12 comments block


[ - ] anon 1014465 9 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 02:47:27 ago (+9/-0)

"Please don't be upset. I understand it's common to feel profound anger and regret after surgery."
(sniff the air at her)
"I completely support your decision and to be honest, I can't smell any discharge at all."

[ - ] anon 2015680 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 01:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

You are likely a closeted homosexual

[ - ] anon 2974530 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 08:16:43 ago (+1/-0)

OP is always a faggot. At least he delivered humor this time.

[ - ] anon 2589282 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 23:30:46 ago (+0/-0)

I want an older woman to yell at me

[ - ] anon 1657488 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 01:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

Topic.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:44:34 ago (+2/-0)

I laughed!

[ - ] anon 1464746 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:22:03 ago (+1/-0)

I love Florida stories.

[ - ] anon 5070286 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:14:55 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ - ] anon 3273695 -2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:00:29 ago (+0/-2)

Acted JUST LIKE YOU with a keyboard.
Aint that some crazy shit.......
ACTED JUST LIKE YOU WITH A KEYBOARD.
FUCK ME I NAILED IT!
Thanks for the vote pussy,not my fuckin fault I can read a bitch posting.
You cunts all bleed alike.
All of you faggotts!!

[ - ] anon 1464746 4 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:22:45 ago (+4/-0)

What's this bitch babblin about?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 03:38:13 ago (+2/-0)

Talking like that I assume it's just a nigger, or something that wishes it was a nigger.

[ - ] anon 3273695 -3 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:35:23 ago (+0/-3)

Another coward is quick to the draw.
FFS you clowns a fckn mess I swear.
DOWN VOTE IS YOUR FUCKING DICK SIZE LMMFAO.
YES......YOUR FUCKING DICK SIZE.
Line the fuck up boyz