France’s LeMonde news service is reporting that an emergency request has been made to the United States.. - Upgoat

France’s LeMonde news service is reporting that an emergency request has been made to the United States..
submitted by Name to whatever 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:49:14 ago (+54/-3) (whatever)

AP Wire—Late Thursday evening it was reported that Macron issued a written request that the United States immediately issue a passport to Kyle Rittenhouse and allow him to exit the country with three long guns of his choice. At a brief press conference announcing the unprecedented international request he was quoted as saying “The French people must remember why we eat croissants and what they symbolize for our people.” The Biden administration is expected to enter negotiations Friday morning with an opening offer of eight underage trannies and 1500 assault dildos although experts say that France is not suffering a shortage of either item. Differences in the age of consent from country to country may complicate negotiations since both Biden and Macron prefer under age tranny’s but cannot agree on a legal age of consent.

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[ - ] Name [op] 7 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 08:50:52 ago (+7/-0)*

AP Follow Up— The White House announced early this morning that Kyle Rittenhouse is training at Camp Peary for the next three weeks and will be unavailable. Trusted insider sources are reporting that the Biden administration is in talks with Japan about the possibility of sending an international coalition force of sumo wrestlers led by Hulk Hogan. The Bulkamaniac Coalition has been dormant since the 2021 space station mission where the gravitational pull of the sumo wrestlers bulky mass was used to correct orbital anomalies.

Edt; Reports out of Germany this morning indicate that the elite under age trannies have had very fashionable boots on the ground for the last 36 hours. An unknown number of glittery freedom fighters has been engaged in operations to give the muzzies some thing to be even more pissed off about. Biden’s extensive child trafficking network is credited with the expedient deployment of the gender warriors.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 08:50:02 ago (+6/-0)

For a moment thought that was real, then read on.

The tranny part might be true though.

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[ - ] Name [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 08:52:23 ago (+3/-0)

See my follow up comment. This story is developing fast!

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[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 09:00:31 ago (+2/-0)

Eagerly awaiting Karine Jean-Pierre's press briefing!

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[ - ] Name [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 09:07:32 ago (+0/-0)*

I think that the Bulkamaniac Coalition is still technically under Space Force and answers directly to the vice chief of space operations since the 2021 mission so further press briefings may come straight from the Pentagon. That is unsubstantiated and could just be a 4chan rumor based on a unnamed 3 star General making the offhand comment; “God damn; give those fatties some Space.”

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 15:02:07 ago (+2/-0)

They should hire rooftop Koreans.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 15:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

@Name, the most trusted Name in news.

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[ - ] Name [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 17:56:01 ago (+0/-0)

always @Name them

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 11:19:37 ago (+2/-0)

They should ask the Auzzies for Saint Tarrant

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 15:02:04 ago (+3/-0)

Why, when St. Brevik is hanging out next door?