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Instead of a Tshirt that says "It's okay to be white" I'm thinking of a t-shirt that says "Don't hate me. I'm not jewish!". What do you think?

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:43:12 ago (+22/-1)     (AskUpgoat)


Instead of a Tshirt that says

"It's okay to be white"

I'm thinking of a t-shirt that says

"Don't hate me.
I'm not jewish!".

What do you think?

A good way to start publicizing the distinction between white people and jews


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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 2, 2023 01:58:05 ago (+0/-0)

"You can't hate me, I'm jewish"
Would be a better shirt, just wear a bullet proof vest underneath.
You could probably sell them to actual jews.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 21:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

I (((know))).


...would scare them more.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

VO💊T

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:48:10 ago (+0/-0)

VO🐑T

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:45:45 ago (+0/-0)

"Ask Me About Double Tap Theory"

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 19:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

You're making propaganda, which is great!

First step is deciding who the message is for.

White people? Full normies? Semi-redpilled zoomers? Trump loving boomers?

Once you know that then it's easier to think about how they'll percieve your message because they'll all understand it differently.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 19:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

I recommend a shirt that says 'I AM A HUGE FAGGIT'

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 19:21:17 ago (+0/-0)

How about (((All According to the plan)))? And add a QR code on the back to Europa: the Last Battle or something to explain the jewish parasite plague.

[ - ] letsgetit 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 18:20:43 ago (+2/-0)

The normies won't understand and will just call you a bigot

[ - ] KilltheNazis -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 18:02:10 ago (+0/-2)

We know you're too much of a pussy to do it.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 17:23:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 21:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 16:16:46 ago (+4/-1)

I think a shirt bearing the slogan: Don’t blame jews for the things they do” would go over better.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 16:30:44 ago (+2/-0)

Don't blame Jews! They can't help it!

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 15:45:34 ago (+1/-0)*

The subliminal meaning behind "black lives matter" is that it creates an argument with an oppressive boogie man out there, somewhere, who is saying blacks don't matter. It's a Sigil. A red herring. A scarecrow. A Phantasmagoria.

The "white lives matter" motif does the same in reverse. There is somebody out there who must be saying white lives don't matter.

Finally,

Saying "don't hate me, I'm jewish" works similarly. It can be translated to mean "its ok to hate whites" but, will probably be interpreted to mean "I hate jews."

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 16:32:00 ago (+2/-0)

Yes exactly. And to put a finer point on it with the shirt does is it implies that the other person should know that the only reason you would hate a white person is if they were Jewish. Thus drawing a distinction between white people and Jewish people that look white.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 17:50:26 ago (+2/-0)*

This works as a social experiment.

Do a
"ITS OK IM NOT WHITE" in the traditional parody font. Then smaller in parentheses on the next line (I'm Jewish.) Then wear a body camera but have to commit to doing the shtick.

Would be curious to see what the subconscious does with this.

Maybe turn into bumper sticker and hand out in jewish areas to see if can get them to use it.

There used to be a guy who would blue face all the jews in a photo for context.

Maybe we need to start a photoshop meme campaign to put this shirt on jews calling for multiculturalism and open borders.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 15:42:03 ago (+2/-0)

"I'm not a ashkeNAZI"

Black shirt, white letters, with NAZI in red.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 16:32:39 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting idea. Could see how some variations on that might be effective.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:50:10 ago (+7/-0)

Sounds like something a jew might wear.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:28:48 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. Unclear. Comes off an meaning to be vaguely subversive.

It's OK to be white is straightforward and true.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:48:58 ago (+5/-0)

Probably illegal in Florida