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Make an appointment to withdrawl your money.

submitted by UncleDoug to Australia 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 07:26:16 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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This one should twist your tits.

30.03.23 ANZ kills cash withdrawals in some branches amid public outcry

02.03.23 ANZ in key role for central bank digital currency pilot

We called it goats. Now just wait a few more years until your savings has an expiration date and social credits determine what you are allowed to purchase.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 07:33:38 ago (+11/-0)

The black market laughs in money sounds.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 13:28:39 ago (+3/-0)

We may go back to trading in shots of ammo for shots of whiskey.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 08:43:04 ago (+2/-0)

A bank is going cashless? That's like a priest going homo. Or a hunter going vegan.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 13:53:15 ago (+1/-0)

I see at some point ratcheting up the pressure on cash-holders by imposing some kind of tariff, either at the point of transaction or delivery, with the revenue going to subsidize electronic transfers currently paid by the retailer, essentially rewarding those customers and businesses who participate in the beast system at the expense of the holdouts.
It is said that you will have to willingly take the mark, so they can't just force it on you, therefore, the pressure tactics.

[ - ] lurker 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 12:42:13 ago (+1/-0)

Bank reduced to a computer server and customer service outsourced to India I'm sure. At some point they'll probably outsource cash distribution to something like Brinks or better yet a Uber cash delivery service. Before you know it there'll be a government regulation keeping the bank's cash delivery records private while Uber's records will be publicly available unless you are aware enough to go into the settings menu and change the default like with Venmo.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 13:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

customer service outsourced to India

One of the local credit unions has locations with zero staff.
You have to access an ATM-like terminal and interact with a remote representative to get any service.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 15:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

The Teachers Federal Credit Union branches in Austin did this. I switched to Randolph Brooks credit union over that bullshit. That, and they made me change my password and user every fucking month.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 07:42:51 ago (+1/-0)

I always withdraw money from the supermarket. Is that not a thing everywhere?

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 07:50:00 ago (+1/-0)

I always select yes do you want cash back at the supermarket. I bring home an extra 20 and keep it in an envelope in my safe. For that day when the power is out and cash is king.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 14:40:51 ago (+2/-0)

I've always kept most of my money at home. When other people are holding your money, it may not be available or there when you want it.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 8, 2023 19:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

Just use your digital bank money - to buy physical gold.

Skip the fiat middle man, after all you know what fiat stands for

Fix it again Tony.

Not just true for cars