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Buy a Helena Shaw™ Indiana Jones™ Action Figure! Only 950,000 left going fast!

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 05:09:46 ago (+11/-0)     (www.amazon.com)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BCN1K8XN

Comes with real simulated flashlight and man-hating action!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IzoB5itjL._AC_SX679_.jpg


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 05:40:35 ago (+6/-0)

I was looking forward to some hilarious reviews. There are none.

[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 09:42:23 ago (+3/-0)

It's so unpopular that people aren't even bothering to hate-review. Maybe when crates of these figures start arriving at Ollies and Dollar General @ $1.00 each.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 03:52:26 ago (+0/-0)

at $1 we should just post many helenas to george lucas ranch until he flips out.

[ - ] pussycowposhposh 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 11:54:47 ago (+0/-0)

Considering the Disney Boycott is still in effect, i doubt any of the figures will sell.

[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 16:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

The real Dial of Destiny ending: we see a packed secret warehouse like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark...seemingly unlimited rows of crates with Chinese writing on them..so mysterious...what's in them all? The camera eventually reveals millions and millions of unsold Indy 5 toys all collecting dust...

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 00:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Six inches and a choking hazard.