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PRO TIP: For your first date take her swimming

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 17:13:00 ago (+54/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6v2wvl.jpg



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[ - ] calx 13 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:00:47 ago (+13/-0)

"Off to the Loch with ye, Nessie!"

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:12:05 ago (+8/-0)

She should go trick or treating just like that and when people ask her who she is supposed to be, she can say, "My mom!"

[ - ] calx 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:16:47 ago (+3/-0)

Lol God help us :p

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 22:10:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 10 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:36:57 ago (+10/-0)

She's not attractive even with makeup

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 00:03:07 ago (+3/-0)

Exactly. OP is drunk

[ - ] SecretHitler 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:44:29 ago (+9/-2)

Come on dummies that's very obviously not the same girl. Compare the top of her ear to her eyes like you were doing a jew check. They don't even look like they're the same ethnicity.

Also how did going swimming make her sprout a nosering?

[ - ] stz77 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:40:25 ago (+7/-0)*

It's the same girl. The angles are different and in the left picture she's pushing her jaw out. Look at the top of her nose. The structure going into the head is the same. The eyebrows are identical.

There may be some years separating the pictures but you'd be amazed what makeup can do. You've been fooled by it.
You have to take into account the shoulders are facing the opposite direction, the faces are different distances from the camera and the head tilt and camera angle is slightly different.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:58:37 ago (+4/-3)

It's very clearly not. The earlobes aren't attached the same either. Besides they're not the same ethnicity.

To tell people apart you look at the differences not the similarities.

And lol at "there may be years separating the pics" because that would change the argument from "makeup is lies" to "getting old makes you ugly"

[ - ] stz77 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 00:07:57 ago (+3/-0)

Saying things like "compare the top of the earlobes" when in one picture her earlobe is covered with hair and in the other it isn't, they are at different angles and in one picture she is closer to the camera.

Good luck getting catfished so much in your life.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 01:36:38 ago (+1/-1)

Did you really need to respond to the same comment multiple times?

[ - ] stz77 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 01:42:25 ago (+1/-0)

You sure it's the same comment? Maybe it's ears are different.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 03:29:35 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah they were both identically faggy and stupid

[ - ] stz77 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 00:05:14 ago (+1/-0)

You're wrong pal. Not the same ethnicity is silly. How do you think you can judge slight skin color differences with a ton of makeup. Sure you can look at more than the face but you know...people can tan.

You're seeing things that aren't there and you aren't thinking about things like angles, shading, etc.

I suggest you go on youtube and look at makeup transformations. You really don't know what you're talking about but you think you do which is far worse.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 01:37:42 ago (+1/-1)

Nope, sorry but you appear to be very gullible on the internet.

I suggest you look up "people would never just make stuff up and post it online"

[ - ] stz77 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 01:41:43 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds good C. Fish.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 22:28:21 ago (+2/-0)

Good call all around.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:54:26 ago (+1/-0)

Check the neck freckle: same girl.

[ - ] SecretHitler -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 22:04:24 ago (+1/-2)

Still doesn't account for her ear changing size. I don't believe it.

[ - ] stz77 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 00:17:59 ago (+0/-0)

Amazing what being closer in a picture will do. Check out this guy's awesome car. https://youtu.be/Qy-MmeK63-c?t=5

[ - ] BoozyB 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:07:21 ago (+6/-0)

Tie a rope around its ankles and throw it overboard. That nose dragging the bottom would be a good anchor.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:27:57 ago (+4/-0)*

If you need go swimming you're drunk.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 19:16:27 ago (+2/-0)

Swim in champagne 🍾

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:04:39 ago (+2/-0)

Wow! The ocean really brings out the jew in you.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

It strips away the facade and reveals the shapeshifter.

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 17:51:49 ago (+2/-0)

Diving is better.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 20:46:59 ago (+1/-0)

Into cement

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:29:48 ago (+1/-0)

Out of a helicopter

[ - ] lastlist 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 06:48:52 ago (+1/-0)

water-proof makeup doesn't exist.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 01:57:06 ago (+1/-0)

Hoeflation.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 20:49:29 ago (+1/-0)

Or to synagogue

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 20:46:24 ago (+1/-0)

WTF is that weird skin tag under her left eyelid?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:23:13 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not sure, but I know someone that will remove it for free.

https://files.catbox.moe/umjc1d.mp4

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 18:49:04 ago (+2/-1)

different ears

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:57:31 ago (+1/-0)

Same neck freckle.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 12:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

Young smooth neck versus older wrinkly neck.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 20:31:59 ago (+0/-0)

Id guess the pictures are 5-10 years apart. Look at the skin tag under the eye. It grows a lot (even though hidden by makeup) from the first to the last.

[ - ] SecretHitler -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 22:06:33 ago (+0/-2)

Still different ears.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 22:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

They both have a skin tag on the eye. The ear does look larger but the angle and distance aren't the same. I think they are probably a few years apart, too. (Not that ears grow.)

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 09:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

Your anus is showing, alt.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 15:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

I don't have any alts

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 09:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

There's much, much worse than that, but I agree wholeheartedly.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 23:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t really need swimming for this one

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 05:41:22 ago (+0/-1)

@VOATFORENSICS 🙄

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 19:23:05 ago (+1/-2)

That's clearly not the same person, and if by any chance it is her photo are several years divergent.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 20:47:57 ago (+2/-0)

It’s the same broad before and after Marxism.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 10, 2023 21:57:17 ago (+1/-0)

There's a freckle on the neck in both pictures, same spot.