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Flooding in Vermont; Landslides in CA; Heat wave in Phoenix - America! Wtf?

submitted by paul_neri to America 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 23:40:28 ago (+3/-3)     (www.bbc.com)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66154757

Any goats in the places? SITREPS please!


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[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 17:23:41 ago (+2/-0)

My just talked to my cousin in vermont about the flooding,He say's you're a fag.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:40:14 ago (+0/-0)

Please ask him for his reasons.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 08:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

This happens every year, now go neck yourself

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

I died.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:35:51 ago (+1/-1)

But hopefully your boat survived.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:46:15 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. She is eternal.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:24:09 ago (+1/-0)

how's the weather in australia right now, neri? Here we have classic summer weather

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

Don't listen to @paul_neri

I have it on good authority that southeastern Australia has been inundated with onion rings.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 02:27:20 ago (+0/-1)

The Onion Ring

Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=The...
A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.[Library Service]

Fascinus...you seem to be unusually anti-gay which puts me on notice that all is not right with you and possibly you have gay leanings?

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 12:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

Never heard of the urban dictionary definition.

I just thought it was funny that the heft guy does silly weather reports.

Saw you posted a while back about being put off by two blokes kissing. How is your stance different?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf are you talking about? I've told you I'm not gay but you don't accept it. Fair enough.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf are you talking about?

You lead with some silly homosexual definition of "onion ring" that I've never heard of and then suggest that I am "unusually anti-gay".

I mention that you said something about blokes kissing being off-putting and then I asked you how that's different from your perception of my stance on the matter.

That's what I'm talking about, tosser.

Clear enough?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 03:29:00 ago (+0/-0)

You're a deeply unhappy man, Fascinus.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 11:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

Untrue.

My life is pretty awesome.

Interesting, the conclusions you arrive at.

Anyway, thanks for being a good sport :)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:34:46 ago (+0/-1)

Overall, relatively benign albeit an El Nino summer is predicted which is a big worry (bushfires). Here in the capital of Australia the weather is unusually good and a little personal detail you'll find rivetting...the weather forecast yesterday was for 16C so I thought...middle of Winter...weak sun... no need for suntan lotion ...I can go scootering for hours (which I did - 6 hours)...came back with a face like a lobster! My face got more sunburnt than it ever got in the height of summer when I used a suntan lotion. A salutary lesson. The sun is not to be messed wif!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 01:05:09 ago (+1/-0)

Just drink lots of beer and pass on the bushes

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 01:37:53 ago (+0/-0)*

6 hours!!! wow, 2 hours on a MTB is for me the max. Sun burnt at 16°? That could not possibly be the case here in europe. Your sun must be different from ours.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:02:34 ago (+4/-0)

Environmental instability.
This is what happens when West-to-East weather patterns are disrupted by arsonist climate change activists setting fire to everything just to make some kind of point.

Protip: set fire to them to prove a counterpoint. ;0

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 11:31:17 ago (+0/-0)

OR Chinese military teams sabotaging trains, bridges and industrial plants to spill, catch fire and/ or blow up.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:01:55 ago (+4/-0)

Don't worry about us agent Neri, we've weathered heat in the desert and rain in Vermont. Seems you've got enough problems in "Australia" without worrying about us Patriots!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:06:38 ago (+1/-3)

I do worry about our American bros. We've had terrible flooding in recent years but incremental-type flooding - not the horrific forceful flooding we are seeing in Vermont.

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 11, 2023 23:59:22 ago (+2/-0)

There are always landslides in California and Phoenix is in the middle of the Arizona desert.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:04:02 ago (+1/-3)

Funny you should say that : " Phoenix is in the middle of the Arizona desert" because on the ABC (America) News it was reported that that is a common reaction.

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 00:06:51 ago (+1/-0)

It gets hot in the Arizona desert during summer