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Why don't niggers hear smoke alarm chirps?

submitted by gaperglory to Niggers 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:46:07 ago (+23/-1)     (Niggers)

Genuine question
Just changed batteries and I remembered this phenom.


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[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:49:53 ago (+5/-0)

Just some food for thought, none of my children ever woke to our smoke alarms. Once they reached their teens they would awaken. Come to your own conclusions.

[ - ] lord_nougat 17 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:57:34 ago (+17/-0)

Omfg. YOUR CHILDREN ARE NIGGERS!!!

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:00:06 ago (+5/-0)

Took the words out of my mouth.
"His wife grandma's half italian". Lol

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 09:46:48 ago (+2/-0)

Does water bead off their hair?

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:00:32 ago (+4/-0)

For a short while they were just as smart, and then they got smarter. I’m sorry I had to lead you to the conclusion

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 02:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

Somebody has to do it. Sorry I'm late, or I would have done it for you.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:53:40 ago (+5/-0)

That's very interesting. My boys will sleep through so much and I awaken at the sound of the cat jumping from the table to the floor.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:01:43 ago (+3/-0)*

That's your white man nigger-defense instincts. Ready to rack and roll...

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

Bro please, I wake up at the fucking neighbors breathing in their own house

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 23:37:03 ago (+1/-0)

Whether someone wakes up or not is pretty random and has almost nothing to do with them or their nature.

Sleep has different stages. In some of them you basically can't be woken up.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:20:03 ago (+3/-0)

Actually, no. Some people wake up at the slightest sound or pressure change even. These same people tend to have higher incidence of migraines and migraines with aura too. They have hyper awareness of their surroundings at all times.

It has been explained by some evolutionists by the personality type that was essential in our distant past where having a hyper aware brain especially at night would have kept you and your tribe safe.

Another theory is, because migraines effect females more often than males it’s to do with child rearing. Mothers need to be hyper aware of everything in order to keep their young ones safe.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 01:16:45 ago (+1/-0)

I never dream, so no rem cycle for me?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 04:52:53 ago (+1/-0)

Likewise. Although, I've noticed that if I waken early in the morning then go back to sleep, sometimes I will dream. Taking glycine before bed can also give you dreams.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 12:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

WTF; both me and the missus have observed this very same phenomenon! The mind control satellite has been calibrating, or something.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 08:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone dreams, every time they sleep, but most don't remember.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 09:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

Fine then, I never remember them.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 04:50:59 ago (+0/-0)

As I understand it, your boys are still young enough for most things to be considered white noise. On top of that, they feel safe and peaceful in their own home. At a certain developmental stage, there will be a shift from "white noise" to "abnormal noise."

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 21:59:34 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe they didn't wake up because their.minds hadn't processed the meaning of the sound yet.
Still, this has nothing to do with my question. Nigger.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:33:39 ago (+2/-0)

I think he was implying niggers have the minds of children

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

I think I explained it all, read it again. Boy.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:05:41 ago (+2/-0)

You explained nothing. You took a post about dumb nigger physiology and made it about your children. Let me redirect you. Why don't niggers hear the chirp of a smoke alarm with a low battery.
My opinion is laziness combined with apathy and being to cheap and stupid to remember to buy a 9v battery.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:10:44 ago (+0/-0)

Now you’re moving the goal posts. Low battery alarms are completely different than a smoke alarm. I have smart intelligent friends who had no idea what that occasional random beeb was? Yes, I called them idiots, and said listen, change your clocks change your smoke alarms batteries. Just like the Tv says. Gosh!

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:18:59 ago (+1/-0)

How am I moving the goal post? I literally just resaid the exact post title.
There's something VERY specific about the smoke alarm chirp. Niggers from the rich niggers to the nigger ballers. All of them constantly being busted on this when recording shit for nigger worshippers.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:27:35 ago (+0/-0)

I was about go all high and mighty on you but, then I reread your title. I standby everything I said but now I see you were talking about low battery alarms. I read it as smoke alarm chirps, you know like when there is a fire?

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:40:00 ago (+0/-0)

nah im talking about when a smoke alarm is almost out of battery, so it starts making this chirp sound at about 30 second intervals.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:22:48 ago (+0/-0)

And it’s the most annoying crawl under your skin sound ever

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 04:47:37 ago (+0/-0)

Being younger, that beep was probably just white noise for a long time. Then when they reached their teens a developmental shift happened.

[ - ] SecretHitler 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:06:10 ago (+7/-0)

You know how dogs are great companions and can hear sounds much higher than we can? It's like the opposite of that.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:10:42 ago (+3/-0)*

I agree. fortunately we don't need a niggers help to hear glass breakingly deep annoying bass coming from nigger rap, out of a tinted glass crown Royale with the police spotlight still attached.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 05:48:14 ago (+2/-0)

You mean Crown Victoria, crown royal is what the nigger behind the wheel is drinking

[ - ] froggy 16 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:10:02 ago (+16/-0)

I saw a theory somewhere that expounded on niggers inability to conceptualize the future. Basically, they hear the chirp, but because they're incapable of the thought processes needed to comprehend "Change battery, Beep stop", they basically groundhog day that shit until the next chirp, when they'll repeat the process until said battery is completely dead. It's like the whole thought experiment "How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?" Most sub-90 IQ niggers are simply incapable of answering, much less understanding or mentally processing said question.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:39:40 ago (+4/-0)

I've heard of this. It's hard to do hypotheticals with them. They think in the present constantly.

[ - ] Mr_ 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:31:43 ago (+1/-0)

\[T]/

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

But I deed change the smoke alarm battery

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

drugs

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 06:58:37 ago (+1/-0)

Then how would they ever change it? And don't they get annoyed by it? I know I do when it starts beeping, it's designed that way. I think it's because of genetics that they can't hear that sound frequency.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

O/

[ - ] Roy_Batty 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:32:32 ago (+3/-0)

Ear damage from shitty ape "music" played at ridiculous volume? Seems like high pitches are first to go.

Someone make a smoke alarm that chirps the word "nigger" and see if any nogs notice.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 22:40:47 ago (+3/-0)

I bet if you put the chirp sound on their ebt cards, theyd magically start hearing it.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 23:00:37 ago (+2/-0)

Besides yourself how many other niggers live there, OP?

[ - ] kammmmak 21 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 23:12:41 ago (+21/-0)

Coz on basketball courts all them sneakers make the same sound?

[ - ] MichaelStewart 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:03:58 ago (+5/-0)

Okay, now that’s a unique take.

[ - ] Centaurus 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 01:03:31 ago (+5/-0)

I think OP had an epiphany.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 09:18:20 ago (+2/-0)

I was floored in lol upon realizing the sonic similarities.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 02:03:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 23:25:11 ago (+2/-0)

nigger language (african not hood) doesn't have context. like where is the rope? on the tree. but no idea how far up. where is such such place? that way but no idea of distance. their minds are so underpowered they can't understand or conceptualize consequences.

[ - ] soupnazi 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2023 23:43:44 ago (+5/-0)

Another thought I'll put on the table. Maybe because there is no advantage in trying to impress another person in doing it.

I had an interesting experience today. I went into work on my day off to eat.. see the username. I brought my laptop with me to do other work. I had a nigger waiter. He's new and trying to be my friend. I'm on my laptop and he comments on it.. good thinking, that's a good look.

He thought I brought in my laptop to give off a certain aesthetic instead of... I have productive shit I want to do. Just think about what that says about their thought process.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 08:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are k selected. All they care about is muh dik. Status and respect are tools to that goal.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 00:36:56 ago (+1/-0)

I was actually starting to wonder if they are all just collectively deaf to sounds at the chip frequency.

More likely is they are just ultra lazy and stupid.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 01:33:17 ago (+1/-0)

Smoke alarms require batteries.
Batteries require planning.
Shaniqua can't make plans for the future because Shaniqua has no concept of future Shaniqua as self.
Future Shaniqua is a completely different Nigger, buying batteries is her responsibility.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 07:05:54 ago (+1/-0)

buying batteries is her responsibility.

Batteries probably aren't covered by EBT so why waste money on them?

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 02:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

EZ, smoke alarms are racist. We need to cancel them in Black homes

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 03:10:01 ago (+1/-0)

They hear it the first time but become blind to it like your own b.o. after not acting on it.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 04:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

It's just White noise to them.

Francis Robbins Upton was no nigger.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 07:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

The chirping is just a natural jungle sound so they tune it out.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 08:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

They can only hear things the first time. It's the same mistake cops make yelling "put your hands up!" twelve times. The command is ignored due to the nigs' adaptation to nig communication, in which they repeat the same thing twelve times in a row (to be heard over other nigs doing the same thing). To conserve auditory bandwidth, the nigger brain disregards any sound that occurs more than once. Every nigger at one point stood in their hallway, looked up, and said "ayo wut dat beep wuz?" But they only said it once, and lost the ability to hear it again forever after.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 11:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

I saw a documentary about British gypsies and in one of the interviews with them the smoke alarm was chirping the whole time.
They’re just a step up from niggers.