If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Take it from my personal point of view, you should get an ugly girl to marry you. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Take it from my personal point of view, you should get an ugly girl to marry you.
submitted by AntiPostmodernist to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 20:29:10 ago (+7/-2) (whatever)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:07:19 ago (+4/-0)

Nevermind. I thought Paul Neri posted this. Carry on.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 23:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

Same difference

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 05:05:30 ago (+0/-0)

space off!

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 20:55:00 ago (+3/-0)

Facial symmetry is a sign of genetic fitness

[ - ] WTFisthisshit 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 01:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

For those youngins who may not know:

https://youtu.be/6EqFVWzOfN8

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:10:30 ago (+2/-0)

Are you nuts? The ugly girls are the ones who fuck anyone.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 23:08:25 ago (+1/-0)

Things guys with ugly wives say for 100, Alex.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 22:22:11 ago (+1/-0)

You first.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:18:08 ago (+1/-0)

No

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

Great song

[ - ] TheBigMan 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 09:53:53 ago (+0/-0)

Ugly women are still women so just as bad tempered.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 03:02:50 ago (+0/-0)

Marry at your level, bro.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 01:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

No thank you.

[ - ] WTFisthisshit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 01:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

I have a friend who claims this is his theme song. Fun and happy guy. And yes he followed the song's advice.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 01:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

No. You want to blend DNA with the most desirable mate possible. "Ugly" usually means genetically defective.

You're a loser

[ - ] Localuser 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

The only thing good about dating an ugly girl is your friends don’t try to have sex with her. The rest is standard woman behavior.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:09:50 ago (+1/-2)

Or just don't get married.

My girlfriends are 24 and 28, I'm 44.

[ + ] Osmanthus

[ - ] Osmanthus 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:24:56 ago (+5/-0)

Those are not girlfriends. They are whores. Fucking hell so many men are fucking delusional.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

If you hear his whole story they are lesbians.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

Gross

[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 19:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

That would be bisexual actually.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 20:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

No such thing as a bisexual.

[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 20:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe in your brain, in the real world, it's definitely a thing.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 20:40:39 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe in your brain it is but in the real world its not.

[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:40:32 ago (+1/-3)

Jealousy detected.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess - if you were run over by a bus, neither girl would visit you in the hospital.

[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 19:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

I did get injured in the Exhumas and they visited daily.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 02:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

If you’re fucking a 2 and a 3, that doesn’t add up to a 5.

[ - ] texasblood -3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2023 20:38:24 ago (+0/-3)

Naah
Your "view" is distorted clearly.
Fake tits and make up ain't pretty.
No make up and common sense early in life generally have "instinct" for wife skills.
Learn her mother for the trailer scenes

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

I hate this advice. Look at the mother. So many women try so hard to not be like their moms to be ultimately judged by them seems like an unjust punishment.