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TALK.LOL RELIGIOUS BELIEF POLL 2023

submitted by CHIRO to whatever 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:02:40 ago (+5/-1)     (whatever)

A census of the metaphysical beliefs of the Talk.lol population. Make your mark and be weighed against the scales of pointlessness.

Those who do not participate in increasing visibility of the thread are not penalized, but are assumed to be Haitian voodoo niggers who dip their nutsacks in pig blood to win scratch-off lotto tickets. (This actually works.)


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[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 19:09:31 ago (+1/-0)

No kike option? How will @conspiralogist pick the correct one?

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

I, for one, welcome my Muslim brother. I look forward to us working together to hang the fags.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 19:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

We need to out the Muslim. I want to know who this man is.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:38:14 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] CHIRO [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:54:41 ago (+4/-0)

Haha. Listen motherfucker, when I go off for my training montage and build up my poll-making skills, you're the first one I will shit on when I come back.

The next poll I make - the one that will be a huge hit - will include a 'Fuck BushCUCK' option. And everyone here will unanimously pick that option.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:17:07 ago (+4/-1)

✡️

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:44:55 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, we know.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:15:00 ago (+2/-0)

My beliefs weren't included in your poll.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:29:49 ago (+1/-0)

It's all been a huge failure! The whole thing.

What is a succinct name for your beliefs?

[ - ] bosunmoon 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:34:46 ago (+4/-0)

Total kike nigger annihilation. Also known as tkna.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:30:12 ago (+2/-0)

A true mystic

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:34:12 ago (+2/-0)

SDBH no doubt

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:35:53 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not a gay, face.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:51:14 ago (+2/-0)

Jury's still out on that claim

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 20:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

I only fuck the lady sharks.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:13:18 ago (+2/-0)

Lutheran didn't make the list. I have never met a conservative Lutheran and they sure as fuck wouldn't be on voat.

I think you forgot just regular Christian though.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Is Lutheranism not under the heading of Protestantism?

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it is. I thought they were different.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:55:37 ago (+1/-0)*

This poll was pointless.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 18:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

- Christian (with Pope)
- Christian (without Pope)

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 19:55:24 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but that is going to mix up Eastern Orthodox (Catholics) with Protestants.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 21:05:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 17, 2023 12:51:28 ago (+0/-0)

Well maybe they would, but I don't think they exist.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:13:56 ago (+1/-0)

GODISNOWHERE.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:08:36 ago (+1/-0)

Hroom! Varoom! It appears you’ve left out
Deistic Panentheism, little Orc!

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:14:04 ago (+2/-0)

That's super specific, haha. The number of options you can create is limited, or I would have included it. You can select deism for our purposes, since panentheism is a model of God and is still deistic.