For those of you who hate me, which is everyone, now is the time to gloat on Voat! I am suffering lower-back pain. - Upgoat

For those of you who hate me, which is everyone, now is the time to gloat on Voat! I am suffering lower-back pain.
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 04:04:12 ago (+5/-3) (www.voltaren.com.au)
https://www.voltaren.com.au/treatment-by-pain-type/back-pain/?&&&&gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzdOlBhCNARIsAPMwjbxUw85SL8F-klyKQe0OH8WPIXzWwZUibDANJDw08LMSTivCCR9l_5UaAtv5EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

As you know, I'm not the type to talk about myself. I'm stoic and suffer in silence but bloody hell...back pain can be excruciating. Those electric spasms that shoot through your body. I've been meaning to ask my doctor for the most powerful pain-killers known to man but as she's a woman the bitch would probably tell me to man-up and take an aspro.

Edit: and to compound my misery... a tick has bitten me on the rim of my arm pit (they seek out soft skin). I've had the hair-dryer on it two times which helps a lot and will shortly give it another burst. These are not big ticks. They are microscopic (black dots) but boy do they pack a punch!

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 07:39:01 ago (+5/-0)

I don't want you to suffer. Neck yourself, and achieve eternal peace.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:42:25 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks AE. I knew from the neck down you wuz a compassionate guy!

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 11:49:01 ago (+5/-0)

I don't call you retarded cause I hate you, I call you retarded because it's true.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:42:42 ago (+1/-0)

Oh!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 04:11:27 ago (+3/-0)*

I don't hate you, in fact I hate no one. I just like to tease you now and then. Go and see a male doctor, a woman doctor is worthless, I know from experience.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 04:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

Wot! Not even dangus?!!!!

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 05:50:44 ago (+3/-0)

Heal yourself, neri. Take a long walk off a short pier and have a pleasurable swim back to the beach safely.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 08:06:40 ago (+3/-0)

Stop attempting auto-fellatio and the spasms will go away.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

banned 24 hrs.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 06:59:28 ago (+2/-0)

You know what they say, Paul. Lay with dogs, you'll get fleas. Lay with roos, oh you'll get ticks!

Suck it up, buttercup. Make your wife get you some nice opiates.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:51:58 ago (+0/-0)

I am not the strong, silent type when it comes to pain. I can't cope. As for my wife, a sociopath, she lacks all human empathy. She doesn't even offer to help put my socks on. Do you know how hard it is putting on socks when your back is rooted?

[ - ] Idiocratic 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 13:10:39 ago (+2/-0)

The covaids jab effects are just beginning. Put on your seatbelt, it's going to be a bumpy ride to hell.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:48:36 ago (+0/-0)

The vax is the scapegoat for al our ills.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 15:53:44 ago (+2/-0)

Ask for muscle relaxers. It'll stop the shooting twinges...pain meds won't work.

Icing will likely help long term while muscle relaxers work short term.

I got nothing for your tick issue.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:47:22 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bob. Shall do. But "shooting twinges"??!!! More like shooting hot stars! Nearly fainted once the pain was so bad. I'm not a soldier.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 01:09:31 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking of your comment "twinges" as I packed the Green Waste bin and I got a bit peeved. Twinge- nothing! More like a kick from a mule. Not that I've been kicked by one.

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 07:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

Back spasms are not a joke. On my bad days, the back spasms will keep me from getting out of bed or, as cliche as it sounds, "takes my breath away".

Muscle relaxers will help. The subsequent few days after starting will likely be awful from pain, but the spasms will slow. After about a week things should be normal.

Muscle relaxers are an easier form of pain management most medical professionals are more willing to dispense over anything considered a normal "pain medication".

[ - ] Name 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 06:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

Your doctor is trying to prevent you becoming addicted to the jewish heroin. The Sackler family would love to imprison you in a life time prescription drug addiction. They sell really good smack.

Read about the opium wars. That kind of happened in your neighborhood. You should know about that anyway.

The reason you have back problems while the people in Asia and Africa do not is because your culture does not incorporate squatting and bending over into your daily life.

And you can take yourself down off the cross. You’re fun to pick on but nobody hates you. You are just ignorant. Ignorance is a changeable condition. At least you’re not stupid. That’s unchangeable. But we don’t even hate the stupid.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:55:05 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks Name but...pain makes a wimp desperate.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 08:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

Joints hurt because the surrounding muscles are too tight. After the inflammation goes down stretch your hamstrings.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:57:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yes it will go in time. Life isn't made for people with injuries. Like you go shopping (which was dumb in hindsight) and you fear people bumping into you which would cause one of those terrible spasms.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 20:58:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2023 21:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

Oh man...must you be so cruel? Here I am reaching out to strangers for a bit of sympathy and...and ... yes it is pathetic. Life is mostly pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsTtBe3x0hM

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 11:24:16 ago (+0/-0)

Obviously you just need to see as many doctors as you can and follow all their advice.

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