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What the fuck is everyone doing today? I can see most people I talk with regularly aren't home, some of these people had plans with me today and no call/no showed me, no one is answering the phone

submitted by iThinkiShitYourself to AskGoats 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 17:17:41 ago (+12/-1)     (AskGoats)

Am I missing a holiday or something? WTF is going on?


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[ - ] FacelessOne 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 17:25:49 ago (+7/-0)

Have you considered showering?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 21:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

I've heard of this wonderful new invention the ladies love.

Soap.

[ - ] Sector7 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 17:39:23 ago (+6/-0)

You didn't get the notification?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 18:01:03 ago (+4/-0)

I'm noticing this too, lately. I'm trying not to be guilty of it myself, but people are acting like airheads and can't deal with everyday problems. It's not just the vax, it's the pole shift or something. Shit's getting weirder all the time.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 18:07:42 ago (+5/-0)

I recently backed out of an invitation to go out because I didn't want to deal with the persons bullshit.

It's not worth it anymore. I don't feel the same obligation I used to when it came to these things.

You might be right on the pole shift or it's age.

Probably just need new people.


[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 21:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

It might be the last vestige of community falling apart.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 18:56:16 ago (+1/-0)

5G.

Four days after the 5g towers were turned on around here every person I know was sick. Flu like symptoms. The 5g towers can do more than just make people feel sick.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:45:40 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve been messing about with my wife and daughter. We just got out of the neighbor’s pool and are now going to go get the truck washed, buy some cat litter, and get some dinner. Want to come along?

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 20:00:38 ago (+2/-0)

Howdy, my dude. Just working on some charity stuff.

It sucks when you have plans to hang out with people and they bail or you’re waiting on them. Used to happen a lot when I was a drinker. I’ve learned productive people actually stick to plans and schedules.

See if your town or county is hosting any events this weekend or maybe go visit a church tomorrow. No reason you can’t stay busy. Buy the wife some flowers.

Have a great weekend.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 18:57:36 ago (+1/-0)

Just so you know.
They make toothpaste that is fluoride free. You don't have to stop brushing all together.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 01:01:30 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 05:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

You haven't heard? America was hit with 12 nukes.

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 12:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Crackling skin pork belly burnt ends. I removed the salt/baking soda and hour ago, and performed the cuts. Now I'm going to start heating the grill.