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She-boon wins nigger lottery by eating chikkinz

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 18:39:55 ago (+11/-0)     (archive.md)

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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:09:57 ago (+0/-0)

This case should have been thown out. What utter bullshit.

It all started with that famous hot coffee case way back when (mentioned in article.)

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:12:49 ago (+3/-0)

The McDonald's case was actually more valid. They were intentionally heating their coffee up to be complete undrinkable so that people wouldn't hang out in the lobby. This case is just niggers not realizing fresh food is hot.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 21:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

In retrospect, they would have done better to have settled out of court with an NDA as part of the agreement.
Now, with the publicity that came with the case, they've painted a bullseye on their back for every opportunist to ever crawl upon the Earth.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 22:12:39 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. Given the evidence that they did increase that coffee temperature intentionally in order to make it too hot to consume, that was a losing case. However the media didn't paint it that way and the belief was that someone had won a frivolous lawsuit.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 23, 2023 05:51:43 ago (+0/-0)

Look at the pics of the old lady's thigh, it was brutal

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:45:15 ago (+0/-0)

Melina Hipskind, from McDonald's USA, stands at the defense table as a verdict awarding Philana Holmes and Humberto Caraballo Estevez $800,000 on behalf of their daughter Olivia Caraballo,

Sheeit, it's not her money.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 20:46:52 ago (+0/-0)

how stupid.. I was going to say do you have to be, but niggers.

they're in a fuckin box even. this story is total bullshit.

ironically most of that money will be spent on mcdonalds, other forms of fried chicken, nikes, and malt liqour

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 22:10:47 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 22:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit sheeuh housz nigga frfr 💯 real noggaz kan hannel deyz hawt chiggumz!

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 23, 2023 10:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

The first thing the sheboon likely did when she got that check was to buy a big ol bucket of fried chicken.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:03:07 ago (+1/-0)

found the nugget lodged between Oliva's thigh and the seat belt.
OK, I have dozens of 3rd degree burns from seatbelts. Those things are brutal.
But we are supposed to believe it was a chiggin nugger?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:45:40 ago (+1/-0)

What are youa fuckin crash test dummy?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 22:52:10 ago (+0/-0)

Wuttdoowai look like the pants goblin?!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2023 19:04:24 ago (+5/-0)

The kid probably dropped the blunt on its leg