"Part and parcel of life in a big city" - Upgoat

"Part and parcel of life in a big city"
submitted by Valerie to Japan 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:21:01 ago (+69/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] HeyJames 10 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:30:03 ago (+10/-0)

It already looks hellish

[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 4 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:31:36 ago (+4/-0)

Now turn it into Detroit.

[ + ] Darwintroll

[ - ] Darwintroll 4 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:43:05 ago (+4/-0)

They did that once in 1945. Well, same vicinity anyway. But the same effect.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 8 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:38:48 ago (+8/-0)

Good thing there weren't any niggers there or it never would have recovered.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 11:37:32 ago (+1/-0)*

Proof that niggers are a form of radiation I tells ya!

Scientist in detroit: "Oy goldman, how many micro-dequans is the niggerometer reading?"

Goldman: "Oy vey, its over 6 million! Call the hazmat! If we get any more downwind of the exclusion zone, we'll be suffering from all the radioactive chimp-out thats falling."

Scientist: "That could be bad. Real bad Goldman. We should reach into our bag of tricks to write a meme about an obscure dance movie, turn it into a joke about death squads, and boogaloo right out of this hot zone!"

Goldman: "Theres nothing even to loot in this radioactive wasteland moshe! The radiation made all the lootables disintegrate. Theres not a bagel in sight! We'll starve before we make it to the next outpost."

MEANWHILE hungry-eyes stare from the darkness of a nearby crackden.

- A newspaper comic in an alternate timeline.

Readers choice what to title it.

[ + ] Deathstalker

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 01:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

You're just so used to wood with termites, you can't imagine otherwise. I get it.

[ - ] Name 6 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:45:29 ago (+6/-0)

It’s…. It’s so homogeneous.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:30:14 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:55:02 ago (+2/-0)

And remember Boys and girls "NIP" refers to nippon which is Japanese for Japan.

The more you know... 🌈

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 23:43:45 ago (+0/-0)

But they pronounce it strange

[ + ] Name

[ - ] Name 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 03:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

If it wasn’t for the nips being so good at building ships
The yards would still be working on the lye
-pinkfloyd

I like to say Nipponese.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 08:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

And it can't be much fun for them, beneath the rising sun, with all their kids commiting suicide. Oh Maggie, Maggie what have you done?

[ - ] purityspiral 5 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:59:23 ago (+5/-0)

Cities are a promise of convenience that is always pending and never delivered on.
Until some corp wants a large test sample, then it's super-convenient.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 23:19:20 ago (+0/-1)

I can’t help but wishing that this world goes to hell. I don’t know why either. Every time I read bad news. Idk. Who cares. Fuck everyone

[ + ] Deathstalker

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 01:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

Shalom

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:27:20 ago (+3/-0)

Their lack of diversity is their greatest strength

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:14:13 ago (+2/-0)

Damn,No niggers,No libtards,No mexkins,NO JOOS! Glorious!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:39:24 ago (+3/-1)

Tokyo looks dystopian enough without niggers. No wonder so many nips kill themselves.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:54:17 ago (+1/-1)

There are niggers there.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:22:05 ago (+4/-0)

not many, praise Kek

[ + ] Deathstalker

[ - ] Deathstalker 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 01:04:06 ago (+1/-0)

It only takes 1 turd to ruin a swimming pool.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 07:20:58 ago (+0/-0)

No, just fling it into the bushes, and resume your leisure time

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:28:22 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah but how many? Like 12? Vs tens of thousands to millions in any mid to large sized American or western European city.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 08:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

I don't see enough trees.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2023 04:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

The key to their success... https://gvid.tv/v/fib8xyrr

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:28:12 ago (+0/-0)

Sprinkle in a nigger or a jew and it all goes to... We bombed the fuck out of them and now they are all troons.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:45:56 ago (+0/-0)

I've spent enough time there to know it for the dystopian heterotopia it is...

Life is cheap on the streets of Tokyo 🗼

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:40:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's an urban hellscape anyway. Noisy, crowded, expensive. Fuck that.

There are some nice areas outside the city proper, but still expensive because you're within the boundaries of Tokyo. Better to just go across the line into Chiba, Ibaraki, Saitama, Yamanashi, or Kanagawa. You'll still have easy access to Tokyo, but likely pay a LOT less for a place to live.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

The Womb has a lot to answer for!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:21:28 ago (+1/-1)

Thats disturbing to think about.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:07:56 ago (+3/-0)

You’re disturbed by that? Have you ever seen pictures of the Japanese Jews?

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:19:38 ago (+0/-0)

What da?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:56:09 ago (+0/-0)