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Bros...we need to talk about @dock. He's been posting some weird shit lately. Is ice-cream an American symbol or something?

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 04:42:39 ago (+5/-8)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

"if i am elected king, everyone will receive free porn and free creamp**s on tuesdays."

"i hereby decree human experimentation will be referred to as "sprinkles".

"henceforth manual labor shall be referred to as "ice cream".

They say there's such a thing called "Montana Madness" and it comes in off the prairie on a hot summer's night when all is still and sleeping and grabs a man by the throat and forces him to look back at his life steps. Alas for dock it's a case of a life of missteps.


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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -5 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 05:02:10 ago (+0/-5)

It's fair to say a number of us post cryptic stuff. I know I do.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 15:49:18 ago (+2/-0)

You and faggot @paul_neri are two faggots in the same faggot club of faggots.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:01:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oh Judy. Calm down, just-calm-down!

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 15:52:23 ago (+0/-1)

paul calls me FBI. We're not on the same team. Just civil. Which counts for something in a place where incivility is calculated and planned.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:00:26 ago (+1/-0)*

Yes but you have a sense of humour whereas @Dock is a serious, dour fellow who has memorised the rainfall patterns for Montana for the past 50 years which is why he never gets invited to Dinner Parties.So Dock posting whimsical (ice cream) subs is out-of-character which puts me on notice something is wrong in his life. I'm quite worried about him.