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When Someone Sneezes

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 15:51:27 ago (+8/-7)     (whatever)

Instead of saying: “God Bless You”, I suggest:



ARREST JEWS

Opens up a nice conversation.


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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 22:00:30 ago (+0/-0)*

Hahaha. 5 Jews are on here and very unhappy with this thread.

EDIT: 6 Jews.

SHALOM, Faggots.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

Add in a Chinese twang for extra fun.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 18:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

I was always told that people said "God Bless" after a sneeze to keep demons from entering the one who sneezed, or some variation of that.
Seeing as how demonic the jews are I suppose this would be appropriate for the same reason.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 18:17:12 ago (+2/-0)

Instead of saying "God damnit" or "Jesus Christ" I've trained myself to stay "fucking Jews" whenever something goes wrong in my life.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 17:44:37 ago (+2/-0)

I like it. I wouldn't use it every time, but in certain situations it's good. I got several of my coworkers to throw roman salutes a couple days ago. Approach it like it's a joke, then get real on 'em. Seems effective.