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My mustache story. I'm genuinely pretty lazy so I don't like to shave often.

So I cycle through beards fairly regularly growing it until it gets annoyingly long and then shaving the whole thing off in one moment and then being too lazy to shave again it grows back over a couple of weeks.

Well one time I was doing this and just as a lark I decided to experiment with leaving different mustaches.

So the first day I shaved off all my beard and I left a very long sided mustache like you might see in an old western movie and that was pretty cool.

But then the ends kind of got in the way around the side of my mouth and it annoying me so I took the razor in that shaved up to a wide mustache under my nose that was just over my lip.

Now this was 2 years ago so it's before the recent trend of mustaches coming back so the funny thing is this just was not something that you would see on a man at all but I don't give a f*** cuz I do whatever I want.

Anyway so I'm driving through the Wendy's one day and the guy in the Drive-Thru says to me the greatest thing ever

He says to me "dude man that is the greatest pornstar mustache I've ever seen"

Still makes me smile to think about that moment

under 50 with a Selleck stache faggot. Over 60 with a Selleck stache tough old bastard.

50-60 is 50/50

Mine is a Stalin stache.

Dont forget bald people with goatees

Used to be.

Now mustaches are coming back for straight men. Just saw a college age kid that I know sporting one.

Also shirt shorts for men and women because of the barbie throwback movie.

So you fatties better stop eating.

Only half?