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They grow upside down, they're green when young and yellow with age, like a lot of keyboard warriors, they're associated with mud monkeys, they're notorious for attracting fleas, they're a symbol of trickery alluding to a hazardous slip and fall, they infer mental psychosis ie the world has gone bananas, they're known for harboring spiders, they're controlled by cartels ie Chiquita, they're the symbol of 3rd world backwardness and corruption ie Banana Republic, and people look goofy when they wear them over their face (careful with the last one).

Anyone fixated on the "banana" thing had better have a "Power of Attorney" somewhere on file, if not the government can sieze assets in the event of becoming mentally incapacitated...that is, if you go fucking BANANAS.