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So, while voat was down, I went outside for the first time ever. Did you guys know there is a bright thing in the sky?

submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:10:19 ago (+26/-3)     (whatever)



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[ - ] BitterVeteran 7 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 19:32:53 ago (+7/-0)

Since the sun is in space, it's obviously fake and gay.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:19:13 ago (+10/-5)

I saw a banana in the sky.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:33:54 ago (+5/-2)

#ALL HAIL SKY BANANA!!

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:26:50 ago (+3/-1)

That was my ass, dingleberry.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:28:44 ago (+2/-0)

I knew I shoulda picked it!!

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:37:25 ago (+2/-1)

You snooze you loose.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 22:45:50 ago (+1/-0)

You got a downvoter following you! kek I got one too named Dogshitwhiffer

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 5, 2023 00:08:03 ago (+1/-0)

Haters gonna hate.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:28:41 ago (+2/-0)

Bananabutt!

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 5, 2023 00:07:55 ago (+1/-0)

Ring ring, bananabutt!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 20:32:41 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 22:12:50 ago (+1/-0)

I want to see any of the anti-banana people downvoat such quality information.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 23:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

Sadly you are not serotonin pilled

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:25:08 ago (+3/-0)

I'm looking outside right now and don't see one. Are you sure you weren't imagining something?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:29:30 ago (+2/-0)

Wild right? You should try it at night. It's, like the same, but different. It's wild

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:32:16 ago (+2/-0)

My power happened to be out so I was hiding face down in my basement.
I'm glad I avoided the bright thing.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:55:03 ago (+1/-0)

Towards the east I hope infidel!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:51:37 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know where you live on earth, but that might have been the moon. It's raining gibbons right now.

[ - ] killallkikes 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 19:32:29 ago (+2/-0)

the sky isnt real its a projection

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:55:54 ago (+1/-0)

So it's a glownigger I'm seeing in the sky?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:17:34 ago (+2/-1)

But did you touch grass?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:27:06 ago (+2/-0)

Or did he SMOKE grass?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you shot it!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 19:39:19 ago (+3/-0)

I tried to jump up and grab it.
It's pretty high.
Must be at least 10 meters.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:24:38 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe ten arshins!

...If you're shooting it with an old Mosin.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you wore a mask and didn't get close to other people. Trust the science!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:56:42 ago (+2/-0)

An unvaccinated Thanksgiving leads to a open casket Christmas!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 18:53:41 ago (+1/-0)

I saw more people wearing them. Did something happen in the news?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 19:19:15 ago (+0/-0)

I still have customers wearing them. I tell them they don't have to, but they just run off. These fuckers are beyond saving.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 20:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

They did stop around here. Save a random person here or there and then all of a sudden today they were everywhere.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 23:54:36 ago (+0/-0)

That’s just you and your piñata family

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 5, 2023 00:10:40 ago (+0/-0)

No understando what you're trying to say here.

Try harder.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

I wore a condom.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:45:03 ago (+1/-0)

No, the sun is black. The ancient legends of our people told me so.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 21:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

Eeet wuzza kangz eeeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 4, 2023 23:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

But there's always been a bright thing in the sky. You just have to flick that switch on the wall and the bright thing becomes not bright. Also sometimes the bright thing doesn't get bright , so you have to order a new bright thing online and someone will bring it to you like a pizza.

Aww fuck, there's a spider on my sky right now. BRB.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 5, 2023 04:30:06 ago (+1/-1)

yes kike, because unlike you, White people can stand in the sun for 5 minutes without getting sunburnt LMFAO


it's why so many of you wear those stupid giant black coats and hats...you pretend it's "religious in nature" but smelly kikes who can't handle UV light wear them to block UV from their skin, then never wash them so they walk around smelling like fucking BO constantly

the more you know!

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 5, 2023 13:20:58 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck is a sky?