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[ - ] con77 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 10:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

"ah toja, ah toja"

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 10:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

Then it whines like a bitch from butt bite

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 10:44:27 ago (+4/-0)

I couldn't understand a word those monkeys said.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 16:38:15 ago (+2/-0)

I caught a few things.

First he said "nah hip shoot that ho" meaning "no, sir, you are better served by firing that weapon from the hip than the method of thine construction"

Then just some variations on "I told you so"

[ - ] Boyakasha 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 11:02:03 ago (+5/-0)

Whenever I see niggers doing something wrong, I never correct or coach them. I’d essentially be enabling them to inflict more harm on my own people.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 11:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 11:33:05 ago (+1/-0)

I pulled an asshole move on friend a while back. We were out shooting and I brought one of my old PA63s along (think shitty Hungarian clones of the PPK, but chambered in 9x18 Makarov).

They're notorious for both terrible recoil and slide bite, despite the small caliber (which I did mention). Handed it to my friend, saw him grip high, and... almost said something. Instead, he saw my shit-eating-grin, asked what that was about, and I just shook my head.
He didn't figure out that his grip was goofy and pulled the trigger. Bleeding slide bite to the thumb.

I'm a dick for that, but it was still funny, and it's a relatively harmless mistake that you'll only ever need to make once. Next time, check your grip!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 16:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

You can say nigger. Say nigger, shill