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Do women throw themselves at you every where you go?

submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:27:10 ago (+16/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

It never ends....


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:38:18 ago (+2/-0)

Not everywhere, but they do like me.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:39:40 ago (+3/-1)

I carry and own things that make a very specific type of woman very accommodating.

They don't throw themselves at me, because it's a cat and mouse game of subtlety.

When you reject them, they try even harder. It's a fun game.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 14:16:07 ago (+0/-0)

What do you carry? A gun? Maybe a little extra on the middle?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:34:56 ago (+0/-0)

Haaaaaaah.

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:43:39 ago (+3/-0)

I get female attention but I don’t brag bc you wouldn’t believe me.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 03:40:13 ago (+2/-0)

With a face like yours do you blame us?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:50:46 ago (+3/-0)

Not as much as they used to.

Fine by me. I'm well fixed for poontang.

[ - ] Trope 8 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:55:39 ago (+8/-0)

I’m a married man. Where the heck am I going to go where there’s women? Home Depot?

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 00:44:56 ago (+4/-0)

I married. Second time round. Three young kids this time.

I've been a hermit for 6 years living rural life.

I haven't even seen anotjer attractive women in that entire time.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 02:41:17 ago (+3/-0)

Think of the money you've saved!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 01:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

The Chinese jerk off parlor

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 00:17:32 ago (+0/-0)

Does Home Depot have karaoke in the back room?

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 14:13:45 ago (+1/-0)

Attaching a dildo to a rock hammer makes all the ladies scream.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 14:35:21 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 8 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:58:08 ago (+8/-0)

They used to before this anti-white movement these last few years. I can feel it ending because I am getting attention again but I am extremely not interested. Women are learning they can't have any man they want and they don't hold values or morals that men are specifically seeking. This is the most uninterested I have been in women my whole life. Waste my time, all overweight, dozens of partners, tats, self-entitlement but no self-worth, etc.

A lot of the ones I know in their early 30s are becoming desperate at the wrong time.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 23:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

A legend in his own mind

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 08:37:14 ago (+0/-0)

Hummm. That sounds like the making of a pretty good country and western song. Oh wait!

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 02:06:35 ago (+4/-0)

I used to get extremely huge hog beasts on me, my friends really couldn't understand the ego on these heffers.

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 07:48:59 ago (+2/-0)

Me too. For some reason fat girls and a good amount of black girls always liked me. It use to anger me and make me feel self conscious, wondering why a fat hog would think I would get with her. I always thought deep down maybe something was wrong with me that made fat girls think they had a chance.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 09:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

Same here. I figured I just wasn't as attractive as I hoped I would be, so fatties thought they had a chance. Still managed to marry a hot and traditional one, even though I might be ugly...

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 12:54:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah but at what age and what was her body count?

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 02:59:16 ago (+1/-1)

Yea.. I’m a
Sexy bastard.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 03:14:01 ago (+2/-0)

I used to get more attention but I don't go out and see people much these days. @Bottled_Tears was right on the money.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 03:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

They throw up. Is that close enough?

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 04:03:40 ago (+1/-0)

yes and also everyone keeps throwing the moderator position at me for this forum but i humbly refuse

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 04:32:31 ago (+2/-0)

I have noticed it and it's increased since I got married. A lot of women obviously like the idea of destroying marriages.

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 06:47:37 ago (+0/-2)

I only get attention when I dress up as a woman at the gay bars...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 07:36:11 ago (+2/-0)

I got ho's in different area codes

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 07:44:45 ago (+1/-0)

All the time, it's why I had to come here and become a niggerfaggot.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 12:53:14 ago (+2/-0)

Leave it to Sleazy to ask...

Anyway, no. But I don't get out. I'm either working or at home taking care of daily shit, maybe get an hour or two to myself late at night.

I don't have the time or energy for the average American slut. Say I did though, wouldn't matter. I don't go out of my way to meet random fuckheads.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 14:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yes absolutely, and I’m married. I found carrying an extra 20 pounds helps repel them to some extent.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 16:58:59 ago (+2/-0)

The trick is to be unapproachable in the first place. Then avoid places and situations where an approach could happen. If they throw themselves at you anyway, dodge, and/or step over them.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 11:00:04 ago (+1/-0)

Uh where is it that women are throwing themselves at you?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 15:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

Everywhere

[ - ] scholarandrogue 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:15:25 ago (+1/-0)

Nope. They never have. and in hindsight it is just as well. been celibate 17.5 years. by choice. there is a reason why the feminine is represented as chaos. almost a third of households are single parent 80 percent of those single mother. woman and gays are trending towards leninism, cultural marxism, and corrupting their children; which has far reaching implications. some are amiable when striking up a conversation about issues but most are not interested in entertaining any one else opinions and claims. i've chased it, waited for it, done with that game. decades ago practically any women would be simply have a conversation. now it's usually a response of 'yeah right' or 'is that right?'

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds so sad