Why doesn't the U.S. homeland ever get attacked? - Upgoat

Why doesn't the U.S. homeland ever get attacked?
submitted by Monica to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:00:14 ago (+8/-1) (whatever)

Because behind every blade of nigger there's a jew.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:33:08 ago (+7/-0)

It happens all the time. Just the media calls it something else. What’s the score on all the food plants mysteriously burned?

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:14:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I know there's a flaw in my logic. I was trying to make a joke.

[ + ] ughitiion

[ - ] ughitiion 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

Or that Dow chemical plant in Louisiana exploding?

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 17:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Dow chemical plant in Louisiana exploding?

Rumor is that was done by a part-timer out of a louisiana military base.

[ + ] ilikeskittles

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 21:14:29 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly

[ - ] clymer 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 12:23:07 ago (+4/-0)

If destroying thousands of food processing plants, farms and livestock, spraying aerosolized aluminum, barium, strontium over all of us, injecting us all with a bioweapon, attacking the human mind via control of the education system, stripping us of our wealth with fiat fractional reserve banking, eliminating free choice with elections, using psychological operations in the media to pit people against each other based on ..anything, destroying the social fabric of our culture with unmitigated influx-migration ..isn't an attack? I don't know what the fuck is

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:41:45 ago (+4/-0)

We are being invaded by a steady stream of beaners that don't wear a uniform.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:16:37 ago (+4/-0)

true. My joke is flawed. The USA is under attack everyday.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:00:18 ago (+0/-0)

Our skin is our uniform.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

A lotta beaners look White tho

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 18:12:16 ago (+0/-0)

Go up to them and say "you can't wear that".

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 9, 2023 00:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

Not really the ones pouring over the border at the moment, though.

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 9, 2023 19:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

Multiple train derails all over the country in the last 8 months. Chinese or Mossad.

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 08:53:37 ago (+1/-0)

or just bad maintenance

[ + ] Darwintroll

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 10:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

They are hiring more black women and 3rd world dipshits- so I suppose that's possible. But the sheer volume of derailing events so close together indicates there is more going on than just bad maintenance.

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 16:01:08 ago (+0/-0)

no, it doesn't. the reality is that the USA is huge and has a ton of train tracks and they derail all of the time. the only thing that changed is it came to your attention. never trust anything that is promoted in that way, it's always a psyop.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:18:15 ago (+2/-0)

nO bOrDeRs, nO wAlL, nO uSa At AlL!!1!

TV just calls it something different.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

The real reason is that people don't normally just attack foreign countries an ocean away from them. It's only because you're American that you consider this normal behavior.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:16:59 ago (+0/-0)

I'm American?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:19:16 ago (+1/-0)

Hope not, might be invaded by Canada. Already infiltrated by Mexico...

[ + ] JewNitedStates

[ - ] JewNitedStates 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 11:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

A Canadian invasion seems preferable.

Just keep all those faggy French speaking Canucks out.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

Joke's already on us. Cajuns are the Quebecois rejects.

And a proper Canadian invasion means we'll never turn right on red again.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:01:30 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not, and I fuckin live here.

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 19:54:49 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah, damned American imperialists. Why can't they be more like the British/Spanish/Portuguese/French/Dutch/
Italians/Danes/Germans/Belgians/etc, none of which ever had overseas empires, and especially did not in any way attack, invade or otherwise use force to control the entirety of Africa/India/China/Vietnam et al/Thailand/Korea/Japan/Malaysia et al/the US/etc.

Moron.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 17:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

Go look up what it cost to commit 9/11.

Only nation states, rich fags, and glow in the dark alphabet queers have that kind of money.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 12:52:30 ago (+0/-0)

The military dEfEnDs oUr fReEdUmBs

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Why doesn't the U.S. homeland ever get attacked? submitted by Monica to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:00:14 ago (+8/-1) (whatever)

Why doesn't the U.S. homeland ever get attacked?
submitted by Monica to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 10:00:14 ago (+8/-1) (whatever)