looks like a good place for a molotov coctail. Seriously though, these ones are actually bro's. I have to move them to safer locations from time to time. I had a huge one set up on a bush right beside of the deck and moved it because it freaked everybody out. I just got her on my hand and took her to the garden.
Spiders are something that simultaneously fascinate me and disgust me. It's kind of like in the Alien movies, where the corporation is obsessed with the creature. I think: what a fascinating bit of formal and functional evolution, but, put thick glass between us, please.
You have to develop the same mindset the ninja wasp has and your fear of spider will disappear. ninja wasps know exactly how to make big ass spiders their bitch. they are the honey badgers of wasps. they do not give one single fuck and no spider is badass enough to handle one. You can watch videos of the the wasp running into spider dens and the spider running out like FUCK THIS SHIT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7CBQvaZbpU
Nah, just an average garden orb weaver. They're really docile, can be handled, and are highly unlikely to bite. Wouldn't recommend that because it takes too much energy out of them, and they're actually really bad at catching enough prey to replenish said energy. Having to rebuild a destroyed web is practically a death sentence for them.
It's a writing spider, also called a zipper spider. It gets the name from the zigzag web decoration.
Orb weavers don't have the web decoration or yellow markings, and also the webs are cleaner looking and can be bigger (the web is bigger, not the spider)
All spiders that make decorative structures (stabilimentum) are orb weavers, but not all orb weavers make stabilimentum; all are from the family Araneidae. Sort of a frog/toad situation.
They are indeed cool. As are the nigger Joros that we have now; just wish they weren't so invasive.
That's a female. It will lay it's egg sac in about a month, which is about the size of a queen olive. Wait until she dies after laying the sac and move it away from your house or they will be everywhere. This is something that I have to do every year. They are pretty docile but they do freak people out and when I have guests I just laugh at them and if they see the egg sac I call it a murder ball. Amusing to me, at least, but not them. Hahaha
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Your creation will kill us all.
Someone get Japan on the horn, we need Godzilla to save the world!
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I ain’t afraid anyone or pretty much anything…, certainly not frightened by homosexuals
Spiders though…., rational or not, spiders terrify me, i freak right out!
Not insects, I actually like the insects that are not trying feed on my blood or flesh…, bees, wasps, hornets, hurt by they do not induce fright.
Spiders make me cry out like a little girl…., fuck them with fire
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Orb weavers don't have the web decoration or yellow markings, and also the webs are cleaner looking and can be bigger (the web is bigger, not the spider)
Both are cool spiders.
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They are indeed cool. As are the nigger Joros that we have now; just wish they weren't so invasive.
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