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Guy goes looking for a 20 foot long python

submitted by Centaurus to Nature 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 19:14:22 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/570y3f.mp4



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[ - ] gaperglory 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 13, 2023 01:28:02 ago (+1/-0)

What a crazy fuck... stay in your land white man... luckily we don't have to worry about shit like that, just niggers shooting/stabbing us and jews destroying our bodies and minds.

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 08:31:08 ago (+1/-0)

Oh wow!

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 07:19:33 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting, he got a grasshopper right as it was beginning to molt into a locust. This year's going to be interesting, indeed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 22:53:42 ago (+4/-0)

So that's what tiktok videos look like.

Gay as fuck like gaypatriot.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 22:01:21 ago (+3/-0)

"yoink"

I'm like

"Nope."

[ - ] iamthelightning 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:27:16 ago (+3/-0)

Love this guy, hate that a lot of his shit is on tik tok.

He has a youtube but not all of his videos are there

[ - ] o0shad0o 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:22:54 ago (+4/-0)

If you want a 20 foot python, go to Florida.

[ - ] observation1 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 20:54:41 ago (+5/-0)

Eggs probably.

One giant grasshopper hit my windshield on the highway and got stuck on the windshield. Then i hit the wipers but the water didnt kick on fast enough and it just smeared the most disgusting caviar juices everywhere. Little tiny eggs gushed out of its body while the wipers took it for a ride. Everyone else in the car screamed. Looked like a bum ate neon caviar and wiped its ass on my windshield.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 20:17:17 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 20:41:13 ago (+7/-0)

Did you get injured? If no, then confident. If yes, then crazy.

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:23:34 ago (+5/-0)

They aren't mutually exclusive.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:32:15 ago (+4/-0)

Right so Steve Irwin was crazy AF. People didn't act the way they did around him because he is crocodile wrangler. There are a lot of those. People step back from him because you could tell from the way he worked he was nuts. He was willing to risk his life for what he was doing. Other people may value theirs more.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:31:11 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not sure if this guy is crazy or just clever.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:57:26 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe he hired a hand double.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 23:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

The only thing he actually touched that was semi-dangerous to him was the wandering spider. That said, there are many different varieties of wandering spider. It's hard to tell if that was the super dangerous one. Even the poison dart frog he picked up was one of the less dangerous ones. He likely knows what to touch and what not to touch. Evidenced by the fact that he didn't try to man handle a fully grown crocodile or the bullet ants.

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 08:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

And the frog...

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 09:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

The smokey jungle frog's toxins are only dangerous if ingested.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 12:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 12:27:41 ago (+2/-0)

The dart frog is toxic absorbed through the skin but that specific variety of dart frog isn't harmful to large mammals except under long-term exposure to skin contact. Eating either frog would be death though.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 12:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

I'll bet they taste like shit, too.

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:48:17 ago (+0/-0)

Oh heck, I had no idea, look how smart you are! :)

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 19:59:49 ago (+4/-0)

Had to watch this again to fully understand the absurdity.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 19:57:02 ago (+5/-0)

WELL HE SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED