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These motherfuckers never call ahead of time, they just show up whenever they want and demand to be let in.

submitted by Centaurus to WTF 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 15:01:59 ago (+30/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bq9loy.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 18 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 15:16:09 ago (+18/-0)

Still better neighbors than niggers

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 15 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 16:33:38 ago (+15/-0)

"I just want a cup of meat."
Don't believe that bastard. He's lion.

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 19:47:07 ago (+3/-0)

I could go for a cup of meat. I have money in my bank account but I just hate shopping so much. I just had dinner. I had 3 slices of bread and half a jar of Jalapeños

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:38:55 ago (+3/-0)

Confucius say: You will Make Hot Tamale.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 18:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DukeCanon 11 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 16:12:32 ago (+11/-0)

First they want out, then they want in 5 min later.
Make up your damn mind!

[ - ] I_am_baal 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 17:32:05 ago (+7/-0)

I like how he bites the door handle to see if it'll turn.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 17:42:37 ago (+7/-0)

Jerry! Fuckin open up man. I think my wife's been cheetah on me.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 19:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

"Hairy, is that you?"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:40:05 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 15:03:03 ago (+6/-0)

Lions have a lot of cholesterol in their diets. It's what makes them so tough

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 16:52:26 ago (+4/-0)

Great current inside joke.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 15:09:04 ago (+3/-0)

High testosterone level make them a little aggressive at times. Other than that they make great pets.

https://youtu.be/06xS0LHIzU0?t=67

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 16:40:00 ago (+3/-0)

That's how it was before cell phones.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:41:01 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't know lions used cell phones.

TiL

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 19:40:04 ago (+2/-0)

"Dave? Dave's not here, man!"

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 17:38:05 ago (+2/-0)

My cat would knock on doors like that...just a fraction of the size.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeeit.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 18:35:25 ago (+1/-0)

Far better than what I was expecting