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I like my cat. Why can't women be like cats?

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 08:53:58 ago (+6/-1)     (whatever)

She's very nice. Low maintenance animal that always uses her litter box and never destroys anything in the house. I let her out the front door and she hangs around the yard for a bit without getting dirty and goes to the door to come back inside when ready. She loves neck scratches and she loves being brushed on her scratcher lounger. She cries for treats and lunch meat turkey. She always misses me when I'm gone and is happy to see me. She sleeps most of the day and doesn't need much, I have an automatic water fountain and automatic feeder for her.


I like my woman too and she's more interesting and fun than a cat but why can't women be low maintenance like cats?


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[ - ] HeyJames [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 08:54:52 ago (+3/-0)

My cat will go outside at a moments notice. Women need like an hour to get ready

Cats > women

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

I love my cat. Roasties ain't shit but ho's and tricks.

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:03:56 ago (+4/-1)

Women are like cats. They only show affection when they feel like it.
They only give a shit about you because u feed them.
They knock shit over and fuck shit up unapologetically.
They like shiny things.
They feign affection and rely on a sucker to fall for it.

Cats suck. Thank god I only have four of them

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:06:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's not how my cat is though. @gowithit got mad the other day because my cat is so much cleaner than hers with the litter box. My cat always shows affection and she always wants to be around me. She never knocks or breaks anything. I have a very good cat and much better than others. She's on an automatic feeder so her affection is definitely not tied to food whatsoever.

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:16:37 ago (+3/-0)

I have one great cat. The other 3 are either feral, aggressive, or literally retarded and swipe my dogs.
I may seem mean and cruel but I love the shit out of all animals. That's why I take care of them even though they annoy me.

As far as dogs go... I'm fuckin dog whisperer. Never seen one on the road I didn't find a home for. I volunteer for dogs constantly. I'm a dogman!

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:22:33 ago (+1/-0)

To be honest cats have more varied personalities than dogs. Dogs are variations of the same behavior within the breed usually and can be trained. Cats are more wild animal and their behavior is a little more set.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:09:27 ago (+1/-0)*

I rescued my cat who was then only a few weeks old from a (dry) ditch, to which I was drawn by his loud lamentation, and most likely thrown in there by a farmer. It was not a good cat in the beginning, he bullied our previous very good cat, I may say until she died of it, despite my frequent intervention against the naughty. I've had him for 8 years now.

[ - ] stonecoldben 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:20:15 ago (+0/-0)

Don't know how anyone can choose to own a cat over a dog

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:33:19 ago (+2/-0)

They need less attention and are easier to take care of. I'm like a cat I generally take care of myself and don't necessarily need people. Some need attention like dogs do.

[ - ] Sector7 -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 10:17:21 ago (+0/-1)

A nice low maintenance pet is a tarantula.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 11:52:32 ago (+1/-1)

Cats are for the queers. #dogbros

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 11:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

Because women are fucking worthless. Cats might at least catch a rat here and there.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:57:01 ago (+0/-0)

I threw a pan at one once and got it.

Did I pick it up afterwards? No. But my neighbor said her cat just left mouse pieces all over her place and I didn't so there's that. 🤣

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 20:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you insist on replying to me?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 20:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

Haven't in awhile.

Because you said

At least cats can...

and

https://youtu.be/s-frHneo95k